Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan Costume That Makes One Fan Incredibly Angry…I Think

19 Submitted by on Sat, 19 October 2013, 09:00
I was just looking for a Halloween outfit, and stumbled upon this:

hulkstercostume

No big deal, right?  Just a Hulk Hogan kids costume.

But it gets an rather inexplicable TWO-STAR Review (two stars????) from kenny in livingstone, nj!  And I quote:

“kenny (livingston n.j) 3/11/2013 10:24 PM

bully ray did not really win at lockdown. strip the title and give it back to jeff. If I were jeff I would leave tna and retire. Dixie carter what are you doing to your company!! Bully screwed Jeff hardy so bad and hulk and brook. What a shame. Tear up you contract and go home with your family.They do not deserve your talent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It will catch up with you soon. Rematch or strip the belt from the person who never really won. what a dissapointment.A utter descrice. You seem to be putting the no talented wrestlers to join aces and eights. It is a very bad move. It is a rotten choice. It is all about money. Have fun when it crashes down.”

 

Well, that’s not very nice.

 

Regardless, here’s to a happy Halloween, KENNY!!!!!!

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19 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan Costume That Makes One Fan Incredibly Angry…I Think"
  1. Anonymous says:

    That is the most bafflingly off-topic product review that I have ever seen.

  2. Noel Frey says:

    Marks…..

  3. John says:

    Are you sure it wasn’t Kenny from South Park?

  4. Justin Henry says:

    Vince prefers to look at that gentleman as the ‘target demo’

  5. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    We really should all chip in some money and get Kenny a Dixieland t-shirt.

  6. Peter says:

    “Someone Reviewed This” would be a helluva spinoff to “Someone Bought This,” just sayin’.

  7. MisterSpiffy says:

    A lot of the reviews on there are pretty funny actually… like the one where it says you look like god in a hulk hogan costume

  8. Jeremy says:

    Now I kind of want to see Bully Ray to wear a shirt that says he’s “an utter descrice”, whatever that is.

  9. chris says:

    This sort of seems like it was written by a mark (the review of course, not the article), but it also kind of reads like he’s telling Jeff he doesn’t need to put up with bad booking. How can anyone be a mark and watch TNA? Do they honestly believe a sanctioned athletic contest would end with a biker gang climbing a cage and handing one of the wrestlers a hammer to deliver a potentially fatal blow? And no arrests made afterwards

  10. No Pants Mafia says:

    Reminds me of leasthelpful.com. Wish it was an Amazon review, I would have brought it to their attention.

  11. Matt Soileau says:

    Doesn’t he know that youtube is the place to leave semi-coherent comments?

  12. kenny (livingston, nj) says:

    R d reynolds you are an utter discrice. I cant believe you can run a site that makes fun of TNA and the miz. Dont you know that tna is the best company ever. They have jeff hardy and they use to have brook and hulk befor evil dixie ruined everything. At bound for glory jeff hardy is gonna beat everyone and be champion because no one is better. And aj styles is awesome too. Then aj and jeff hardy can be tag team champion and they can retire as champions together then dixie will have to bring back hulk and brook. If you have a problem with me ill be next to that scary emo girl with the jeff hardy armbands and facepaint who makes it onto every show because she is the only one who understands me

  13. Greg says:

    …what’s a descrice?

  14. Luchaporn says:

    Did You Know?

    Luchaporn’s real name is Kenny, and the Happy Halloween message in this post makes him very happy.

  15. John Matrix says:

    IT’S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!

  16. CP says:

    I think it was a bad move to give Bubba Ray Dudkey a world title. But I wouldn’t go this far.

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