Someone Bought This: Bird cage liner

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Vince Russo Rope Opera book


Vince Russo wrote a book?


Actually, bro it wasn’t Vince Russo’s fault that his book was a whiney, self-serving, shift-the-blame-to-everyone-else blame-fest.

You see; the publisher stopped him from writing the book he really wanted to write! His hands were tied, bro! It totally wasn’t his fault!

Frankie;  being our fine feathered friend; what do you have to say about this book?.

Frankie The Parrot Koko B. Ware

“SQUAWK! I’d rather hold it in than crap on something that terrible! My bird cage deserves to be lined with something better!”.

Ah, truly he is a bird of fine and discerning taste.

Even the book’s title is a blatant lie- WCW is dead (thanks in part, though certainly not entirely to Vince Russo) whereas Vince Russo is in fact still very much alive and well… even if his website is not.

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5 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Bird cage liner"
  1. Sean Bateman says:

    RD and Bryan lied to us ‘Crappers???? LIES!

  2. John C says:

    Russo being the one note hack he usually is even attempts to swerve himself wih the title of his own book. He knows he’s not dead but he is trying to trick himself into thinking it’s not and not just an angle. “I’ll show that mahk, Vince Russo how you do a real swerve. Know he won’t know whether he’s dead or alive. I’ll work myself into a frenzy and will never be able to know what myself is doing.”

  3. Down With OPC says:

    I didn’t even know he was sick!

  4. Jeremy says:

    Any specific reason Sting and Mick Foley are on the cover with him? Is he trying to say if WCW hadn’t already killed him, he never in a million years woulda booked that match in 2009?

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