Someone Bought This: TNA Willow Golf Umbrella

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Willow Jeff Hardy TNA golf umbrella

Crapper Benjamin Trecroci writes:

Or at least they think someone will buy it.

Wow, it’s not just an umbrella, it’s a golf umbrella!

I didn’t think it was possible to look any dumber playing golf, but if you bring this thing with you onto the golf course, then fore-gat about it!

I think even The Joker from the 60′s Batman TV show would take one look at this umbrella and say “Nah! That’s a bit too much, even for me!”.

Let’s check out the description of this thing:

Ventilated large golf umbrella with soft grip handle. Keep yourself and your clubs dry while on the course. Windproof design with ventilated double cover, 62″ arc. fiberglass ribs and shaft. Imprinted in two locations.

You know, one night at the bar I told the ladies I had a fiberglass shaft and they just laughed at me…

All things considered, if it came down to being seen with this umbrella in public versus getting sunburned, I think I’d take my chances with the sun!

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15 Responses to "Someone Bought This: TNA Willow Golf Umbrella"
  1. Gouki says:

    ……did you mean The Penguin from the 1960′s Batman TV show?

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      I said Joker only because the thing is so garishly colored, but.. yeah now that you mention it I guess it would be more appropriate for The Penguin. But I think The Penguin would be too classy to be seen with something as ugly as this thing. :)

  2. Hattori Jinzo says:

    I’ve never seen the 60′s batman, but I’m pretty sure you mean “The Penguin”… but the message still comes across really clear. This umbrella is ridiculous

  3. John C says:

    Product not endorsed by Barry Darsow.
    “Hello children, why it’s your old friend Dixie Carter here reminding you that when you purchase three of these items you receive a world title match on pay per view. You tell us where you live and it’ll be the host site of our next big show. And as a bonus for you all the whole crew will stay in your house for the weekend or longer until you make us pay rent. Dixie out.”

  4. Cactus Mac says:

    That would be a great testimonial, “I would rather risk getting skin cancer than use this umbrella!”

    Seriously, who even thought of this?

  5. AK says:

    On the plus side, you can save 20% off the MSRP.

    Think of the savings!

    I realize you could save 100% by simply not buying the umbrella for still.

  6. Anonymous says:

    More merchandise that there is NO demand for.

  7. Peter says:

    TNA really has no shame when it comes to selling merchandise. Sometimes it can lead to awesome products like that D’Lo Brown bobblehead they had years ago, and other times it can lead to, well, this thing.

  8. CBCB says:

    The first thing I thought of:

    http://www.figurerealm.com/Galleries/beetlejuicekenner/BeetlejuiceShowtime1.jpg

  9. Matt Soileau says:

    Beetlejuice. It looks like Beetlejuice. Not the Joker.

  10. BaltoJim says:

    I would totally use it as a deck umbrella if I could find a Willow costume to wear while I’m barbequing.

  11. No Pants Mafia says:

    I don’t think golf courses let “those people” in.

  12. CDGK says:

    It suddenly makes sense… TNA bought a huge truckload of “Willow” branded umbrellas in a fire sale six months ago. They wanted desperately to sell them somehow, so they put Jeff Hardy in a stupid mask (you know he was the first one to raise his hand when they asked: “So who wants to wear a stupid mask?”), got him “over” (as TNA defines “over”) and now BAMM! Umbrella-merch! It was Dixie’s master plan all along…

  13. Ed says:

    Am I missing something? It looks like a black and white checkered umbrella with a couple illegible symbols on it. I’ve seen far more hideous umbrella in my life.
    Admittedly, I have no clue what this has to do with that Val Kilmer movie…

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