For your viewing pleasure, here are five WrestleManias that each received a WrestleCrap induction! Let’s just hope we’re not inducting WrestleMania XXX a year from now. WRESTLEMANIA II – By RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, and Harry Simon WRESTLEMANIA IX – By RD Reynolds WRESTLEMANIA XI – By Art O’Donnell WRESTLEMANIA XV – By Art O’Donnell WRESTLEMANIA XXVII – By Justin Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrapMania LIVE From Atlantic City, NJ, March 30, 2014!
13 Submitted by Justin Henry on Sun, 30 March 2014, 15:12GM: Welcome to the spacious Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino in historic Atlantic City! Welcome everyone to WrestleCrapMania! GM: Hello everybody, I’m Gorilla Monsoon, joined in the broadcast position by Jesse “The Body” Ventura, and Jess, is the roof going to blow off of this resort or what?! JV: This is what we’ve been waiting to see for weeks and Continue Reading...
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The 50 Greatest WrestleMania Matches Ever (UPDATED 2014)
20 Submitted by Justin Henry on Wed, 26 February 2014, 15:56I decided to post, for Our Loyal Crappers, my list of the fifty greatest WrestleMania matches ever. Even if I don’t always agree with your arguments, I do love to see the debate you guys create, and I imagine there will be some from this listing here. This covers nearly three decades of epics and time-tested battles. Any and all Continue Reading...
The Complete 2014 WrestleCrap Royal Rumble from Detroit, MI!
14 Submitted by Justin Henry on Sun, 19 January 2014, 21:00The WrestleCrap Royal Rumble, where 30 men battle to be the last man standing! Participants include: -Hyyyy-den-reich! -Bass-chun BOOG-er! -Ah-KEEM, the African Dream! -Pack-Man Jones! -The Gobb-ahl-dee Gooker! -I-zik Yankem Dee Dee Ess! -Mantaur! -That 70’s Guy! -The Ugandan Giant, KA-MA-LAAA! -Alleged Space Alien Black Scor-pee-un! -CHEE-TUMMMM! -Michael Cole! -“Pink Assassin” Blade BRAX-DUN! -The Artist! -SOOP-er Eric! -Santina Mahh-rella! -Max Continue Reading...
The Complete WrestleCrap Royal Rumble Card!
13 Submitted by Justin Henry on Thu, 02 January 2014, 15:40 Mark the date on your calendar; Sunday night, January 19, the WrestleCrap Royal Rumble invades your home exclusively on pay-per-view! Coming to you live from the Joe Louis Arena in lean-and-mean Detroit, MI, forty of your favorite WrestleCrap superstars will be on hand, taking part in a number of exciting match-ups, most notably the 30-man, over-the-top-rope Royal Rumble match Continue Reading...
On December 21, WrestleCrap Presents…..Saturday Night’s Meme Event!
10 Submitted by Justin Henry on Sat, 30 November 2013, 15:04 In just three short weeks, on December 21, 2013, join all the superstars of WrestleCrap in wintry Hartford, CT at the XL Center, for a Christmas gift the whole family can appreciate! It’s the debut of Saturday Night’s Meme Event! After the controversial switcharoo between Midnight Rose and Blade Braxton at Survivor Series, a couple of their opponents are Continue Reading...
The 2013 WrestleCrap Survivor Series! The Complete Broadcast!
35 Submitted by Justin Henry on Thu, 28 November 2013, 20:59IT’S THE WRESTLECRAP SURVIVOR SERIES! A REBORN THANKSGIVING NIGHT TRADITION! THE ULTIMATE IN TEAM ELIMINATION WARFARE, FEATURING…. TEAM CAPTAINS SABA SIMBA AND THE DRAGON, ALONG WITH THEIR RESPECTIVE PARTNERS, KAMALA AND THE STALKER, ALONG WITH DIEGO, EL MATADOR, FERNANDO, THE MAN’S MAN. IT’S THE SUBTLE STEREOTYPES, TAKING ON NEEDLESS REPACKAGING! TEAM CAPTAINS BASTION BOOGER AND THE GOBBLEDY GOOKER, JOIN FELLOW Continue Reading...
Coming Thanksgiving Night, November 28: The WrestleCrap Survivor Series!
65 Submitted by Justin Henry on Fri, 15 November 2013, 16:10(Assistance with graphics provided by the wonderful and talented Catherine Perez) This Thanksgiving, after you’ve split the wishbone, settle in with the family and check out the superstars of WrestleCrap in a traditional Survivor Series event! Teams of four enter the squared circle, and battle it out in the ultimate test of survival! The WWE gimmick department comes under fire Continue Reading...
WWE2K14 Presents: 30 Years of WrestleCrap, Part III!
19 Submitted by Justin Henry on Fri, 08 November 2013, 12:24Previous installments Part I (I-X) Part II (XI-XX) WRESTLEMANIA XXI -Looser Than a Louisiana Ring Rat Challenge: Rey Mysterio’s mask was designed for somebody with a cranium three sizes larger than his. This was apparent when he had to slow down several times during his opener with Eddie Guerrero to adjust his trademark hood. The halts ruined what could have Continue Reading...
WWE2K14 Presents: 30 Years of WrestleCrap, Part II!
25 Submitted by Justin Henry on Wed, 06 November 2013, 13:59Missed Part I? Check it out rightchere! WRESTLEMANIA XI -Checkmate, Plebian Challenge: As Mr. Bob Backlund, play Jonathan Taylor Thomas in a game of chess before your anticlimatic I Quit match with Bret Hart. Remind yourself that, other than a series of four star matches involving Hart and Shawn Michaels, and the debut of Goldust, this is as compelling as Continue Reading...
WWE2K14 Presents: 30 Years of WrestleCrap, Part I!
31 Submitted by Justin Henry on Mon, 04 November 2013, 12:27Much of the hype surrounding the release of WWE2K14 has been the “30 Years of WrestleMania” mode, in which the player recreates historic matches and moments from the annals of WWE’s grandest stage. Here at WrestleCrap, we’re more than happy to put our own spin on the game, and offer an alternative. What if you could reenact the worst of Continue Reading...
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On the eve of WrestleMania XXIX, here’s four entire WrestleManias deemed fit for induction to this very site! WrestleMania II – By RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, and Harry Simon WrestleMania IX – By RD Reynolds WrestleMania XI – By Art O’Donnell WrestleMania XXVII – By Justin Henry...
With my look at the 28 previous WrestleManias up and posted on my personal blog, I decided to post, for Our Loyal Crappers, my list of the fifty greatest WrestleMania matches ever. Even if I don’t always agree with your arguments, I do love to see the debate you guys create, and I imagine there will be some from this Continue Reading...
Richards vs. Doring: WrestleCrap is Proud to Hype the Epic Battle!
1 Submitted by Justin Henry on Sun, 31 March 2013, 19:12 (NOTE: Go figure that two guys interviewed on WrestleCrap’s Count of 10 soon get involved in one of the greatest matchups OF ALL TIME (/Kanye voice).) (NOTE 2: Press release swiped from WrestleEnigma.com, with modifications made) After days of intense speculation and heated negotiations we can confirm that later this week Stevie Richards will defend the Extreme Rising Continue Reading...
Yes, we even do TNA PPVs. Check in with us at 8 PM EST for live coverage of TNA’s cage-themed PPV. And send your snarkiest tweets to me if you want to be a part of this feed. 7:40: Just re-upped my deal to do TNA PPVs. Thank you, Mr. Prichard, for remembering I was working without one. 8:02: Well well, Continue Reading...
7:29: The Rhodes Scholars have reunited for their fourth match, a relative limited engagement since their split happened all the way 2 weeks ago. In WWE, they’re nostalgic for concepts like “the immediate past.” Must be why they have so many replay packages during Raw. THE FUTURE IS SCARY AND MUST BE NAVIGATED CLINGING TO RAILINGS. 7:36: Tonight’s theme, “Crazy Ones” Continue Reading...
TNA Genesis (1/13/13, Orlando, FL) 1. Hernandez/Chavo Guerrero def. Matt Morgan/Joey Ryan to retain the TNA World Tag Team Titles (Guerrero pinned Ryan following powerbomb/Frog Splash combo) Weird to see Hernandez play the face-in-peril, but it was a good formula match. Ending was a botch, as Hernandez nearly broke Ryan’s neck with a scary-looking powerbomb. The Latin contingent needs some Continue Reading...
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The 15 Crappiest Moments in Royal Rumble Match History!
37 Submitted by Justin Henry on Sun, 13 January 2013, 10:00Before you read this selection of what I termed the 15 Crappiest Moments in Royal Rumble Match History, I’d like to remind all of you that this is merely a light-hearted piece, in spite of my harshness toward certain individuals. If I offend you by criticizing a wrestler or personality that you like, let it go. It’s all for entertainment Continue Reading...
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