For your viewing pleasure, here are five WrestleManias that each received a WrestleCrap induction! Let’s just hope we’re not inducting WrestleMania XXX a year from now. WRESTLEMANIA II – By RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, and Harry Simon WRESTLEMANIA IX – By RD Reynolds WRESTLEMANIA XI – By Art O’Donnell WRESTLEMANIA XV – By Art O’Donnell WRESTLEMANIA XXVII – By Justin Continue Reading...

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GM: Welcome to the spacious Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino in historic Atlantic City! Welcome everyone to WrestleCrapMania! GM: Hello everybody, I’m Gorilla Monsoon, joined in the broadcast position by Jesse “The Body” Ventura, and Jess, is the roof going to blow off of this resort or what?! JV: This is what we’ve been waiting to see for weeks and Continue Reading...

Photo Credit: WWE.com Caption Credit: Justin Henry (Due to some commitments, I won’t be able to stay up super late to finish Meme Event for tomorrow’s Raw. Instead, I make WrestleMania III memes a peace offering)...

I decided to post, for Our Loyal Crappers, my list of the fifty greatest WrestleMania matches ever. Even if I don’t always agree with your arguments, I do love to see the debate you guys create, and I imagine there will be some from this listing here. This covers nearly three decades of epics and time-tested battles. Any and all Continue Reading...

The WrestleCrap Royal Rumble, where 30 men battle to be the last man standing! Participants include: -Hyyyy-den-reich! -Bass-chun BOOG-er! -Ah-KEEM, the African Dream! -Pack-Man Jones! -The Gobb-ahl-dee Gooker! -I-zik Yankem Dee Dee Ess! -Mantaur! -That 70′s Guy! -The Ugandan Giant, KA-MA-LAAA! -Alleged Space Alien Black Scor-pee-un! -CHEE-TUMMMM! -Michael Cole! -”Pink Assassin” Blade BRAX-DUN! -The Artist! -SOOP-er Eric! -Santina Mahh-rella! -Max Continue Reading...

  Mark the date on your calendar; Sunday night, January 19, the WrestleCrap Royal Rumble invades your home exclusively on pay-per-view! Coming to you live from the Joe Louis Arena in lean-and-mean Detroit, MI, forty of your favorite WrestleCrap superstars will be on hand, taking part in a number of exciting match-ups, most notably the 30-man, over-the-top-rope Royal Rumble match Continue Reading...

  In just three short weeks, on December 21, 2013, join all the superstars of WrestleCrap in wintry Hartford, CT at the XL Center, for a Christmas gift the whole family can appreciate! It’s the debut of Saturday Night’s Meme Event! After the controversial switcharoo between Midnight Rose and Blade Braxton at Survivor Series, a couple of their opponents are Continue Reading...

IT’S THE WRESTLECRAP SURVIVOR SERIES! A REBORN THANKSGIVING NIGHT TRADITION! THE ULTIMATE IN TEAM ELIMINATION WARFARE, FEATURING…. TEAM CAPTAINS SABA SIMBA AND THE DRAGON, ALONG WITH THEIR RESPECTIVE PARTNERS, KAMALA AND THE STALKER, ALONG WITH DIEGO, EL MATADOR, FERNANDO, THE MAN’S MAN. IT’S THE SUBTLE STEREOTYPES, TAKING ON NEEDLESS REPACKAGING! TEAM CAPTAINS BASTION BOOGER AND THE GOBBLEDY GOOKER, JOIN FELLOW Continue Reading...

(Assistance with graphics provided by the wonderful and talented Catherine Perez) This Thanksgiving, after you’ve split the wishbone, settle in with the family and check out the superstars of WrestleCrap in a traditional Survivor Series event! Teams of four enter the squared circle, and battle it out in the ultimate test of survival! The WWE gimmick department comes under fire Continue Reading...