The WrestleCrap Royal Rumble, where 30 men battle to be the last man standing! Participants include: -Hyyyy-den-reich! -Bass-chun BOOG-er! -Ah-KEEM, the African Dream! -Pack-Man Jones! -The Gobb-ahl-dee Gooker! -I-zik Yankem Dee Dee Ess! -Mantaur! -That 70′s Guy! -The Ugandan Giant, KA-MA-LAAA! -Alleged Space Alien Black Scor-pee-un! -CHEE-TUMMMM! -Michael Cole! -”Pink Assassin” Blade BRAX-DUN! -The Artist! -SOOP-er Eric! -Santina Mahh-rella! -Max Continue Reading...

  Mark the date on your calendar; Sunday night, January 19, the WrestleCrap Royal Rumble invades your home exclusively on pay-per-view! Coming to you live from the Joe Louis Arena in lean-and-mean Detroit, MI, forty of your favorite WrestleCrap superstars will be on hand, taking part in a number of exciting match-ups, most notably the 30-man, over-the-top-rope Royal Rumble match Continue Reading...

  In just three short weeks, on December 21, 2013, join all the superstars of WrestleCrap in wintry Hartford, CT at the XL Center, for a Christmas gift the whole family can appreciate! It’s the debut of Saturday Night’s Meme Event! After the controversial switcharoo between Midnight Rose and Blade Braxton at Survivor Series, a couple of their opponents are Continue Reading...

IT’S THE WRESTLECRAP SURVIVOR SERIES! A REBORN THANKSGIVING NIGHT TRADITION! THE ULTIMATE IN TEAM ELIMINATION WARFARE, FEATURING…. TEAM CAPTAINS SABA SIMBA AND THE DRAGON, ALONG WITH THEIR RESPECTIVE PARTNERS, KAMALA AND THE STALKER, ALONG WITH DIEGO, EL MATADOR, FERNANDO, THE MAN’S MAN. IT’S THE SUBTLE STEREOTYPES, TAKING ON NEEDLESS REPACKAGING! TEAM CAPTAINS BASTION BOOGER AND THE GOBBLEDY GOOKER, JOIN FELLOW Continue Reading...

(Assistance with graphics provided by the wonderful and talented Catherine Perez) This Thanksgiving, after you’ve split the wishbone, settle in with the family and check out the superstars of WrestleCrap in a traditional Survivor Series event! Teams of four enter the squared circle, and battle it out in the ultimate test of survival! The WWE gimmick department comes under fire Continue Reading...

Previous installments Part I (I-X) Part II (XI-XX) WRESTLEMANIA XXI -Looser Than a Louisiana Ring Rat Challenge: Rey Mysterio’s mask was designed for somebody with a cranium three sizes larger than his. This was apparent when he had to slow down several times during his opener with Eddie Guerrero to adjust his trademark hood. The halts ruined what could have Continue Reading...

Missed Part I? Check it out rightchere! WRESTLEMANIA XI -Checkmate, Plebian Challenge: As Mr. Bob Backlund, play Jonathan Taylor Thomas in a game of chess before your anticlimatic I Quit match with Bret Hart. Remind yourself that, other than a series of four star matches involving Hart and Shawn Michaels, and the debut of Goldust, this is as compelling as Continue Reading...

Much of the hype surrounding the release of WWE2K14 has been the “30 Years of WrestleMania” mode, in which the player recreates historic matches and moments from the annals of WWE’s grandest stage. Here at WrestleCrap, we’re more than happy to put our own spin on the game, and offer an alternative. What if you could reenact the worst of Continue Reading...

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