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Headlies: Eva Marie Rojo vs. Eva Marie Negro At Clash Of Champions

11 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 12 September 2016, 08:00

Baltimore, MD – An epic battle has been set for next month’s Clash of Champions Pay-Per-View as Eva Marie with red hair will take on Eva Marie with black hair. The feud began, naturally, on Eva Marie’s Instagram page. Two weeks ago, pictures began to surface showing Eva Marie with black hair. On Twitter, Eva Marie had stated that someone Continue Reading...

Headlies: Triple H Interferes In The National Spelling Bee

10 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 05 September 2016, 08:00

Washington, DC – This past weekend’s National Spelling Bee had a shocking finish when WWE COO and former champion Triple H interfered, costing little Emily Cohen the championship. After several intense hours of spelling, the competition had whittled down to the final two: 12 year-old Emily Cohen from Toms River, New Jersey and 11 year-old Reyansh Sachdeva of Boston, Massachusetts. Continue Reading...

Headlies: Vince McMahon Suspends Literally Everyone For 30 Days

11 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 29 August 2016, 08:00

Stamford, CT – After several high profile suspensions, WWE CEO Vince McMahon has declared that literally everyone on planet Earth has been suspended for 30 days. Many within the company have been of edge ever since the suspensions for stars like Alberto Del Rio and Paige were announced. Their fears were realized when an incensed McMahon rampaged through the backstage Continue Reading...

Headlies: Fan Realizes Lifelong Dream By Ruining Monday Night Raw

10 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 22 August 2016, 08:00

Brooklyn, NY – Diehard WWE fan Vinny “DJ V-Card” Accardo achieved his lifelong dream on Monday night by jumping into a WWE ring and completely ruining the entire show. The intrusion occurred during a passionate Seth Rollins promo at the top of the hour. Following his intense battle with Finn Balor at last night’s Summerslam, Rollins expressed his genuine feelings Continue Reading...

Headlies: WWE To Release 2K17: Creative Edition Video Game

20 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 15 August 2016, 08:00

Novato, CA – WWE surprised gaming fans this week with the announcement of a new game, WWE 2K17: Creative Edition. Whereas previous edition of the 2K games put fans in the ring, this game will put fans behind the scenes “Now wrestling fans will finally get to become a part of the creative process,” said Vince McMahon in a statement. Continue Reading...