About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown. If you like horror movies, check out www.365daysofhorrormovies.blogspot.com

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Headlies: WWE Announces All-Divas Edition of RAW

6 Submitted by on Mon, 16 March 2015, 08:00
Stamford, CT – In a closed-door meeting, Vince McMahon, Triple H, and Stephanie McMahon announced to the WWE Divas that an entire episode of RAW would be dedicated solely to them. “We’d like to thank all of you ladies for coming today,” started Stephanie. “Management understands that their has been grumbling amongst all of you about not getting enough air Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Original Friar Ferguson Character Sketches Discovered

9 Submitted by on Fri, 06 March 2015, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – WWE Archivist Benjamin Brown has announced the discovery of long-forgotten character designs for former WWF Superstar Friar Ferguson. “It really is quite remarkable,” said Brown. “Many fans will remember the short-lived ‘mad monk’ Friar Ferguson for his brown robe, Gregorian chant theme music, and sitting on his opponent’s face, but few know that this was not the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Samoa Joe Joins WWE as “Jimmy Jack Uso”

9 Submitted by on Fri, 27 February 2015, 08:00
San Francisco, CA – Contrary to reports that he has signed with ROH, WWE officials announced that they have signed former TNA star Samoa Joe and have already repackaged him. Joe, famous for his intense wrestling style and no-nonsense attitude, will be rechristened as Jimmy Jack Uso, the masked cousin of WWE tag team champions Jimmy and Jay Uso. WWE Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Town Marks Days Since John Cena Last Overcame The Odds

7 Submitted by on Fri, 20 February 2015, 08:00
Cena Vista, AZ – Local residents in the small Arizona border town of Cena Vista have been patiently marking the days since their hero, WWE Superstar John Cena, overcame the odds. Originally named Sierra Vista, the town unanimously voted to change their name to “Cena Vista” following Cena’s United States Championship win at Wrestlemania XX. Several of the town’s businesses Continue Reading...
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