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Headlies: Vince McMahon Firefly Funhouse Puppet Let Go

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 08 August 2022, 08:00

(Thanks to Ralph Archuletta for the suggestion!) Stamford, CT – After a successful Summer Slam, head of creative Triple H began to shape WWE to his liking. His first change involved the firing of Vince McMahon’s Firefly Funhouse puppet. Once a staple of Monday Night Raw, the McMahon marionette has not appeared on television since the firing of Bray Wyatt. Continue Reading...

Headlies: Ric Flair Immediately Unretires After Being Paid In Global Force Gold

0 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 01 August 2022, 08:00

Nashville, TN – Ric Flair shocked the sports world this past Sunday by unretiring after his final match at Starrcast. Despite going out on a high note after teaming with his son-in-law Andrade El Idolo against Jeff Jarrett and Jay Lethal, Flair has vowed to continue. While some thought the lure of the ring would be the cause, Flair Continue Reading...

Headlies: Vince McMahon Spends First Day Of Retirement Wandering Around A Mall

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 25 July 2022, 08:00

Stamford, CT – The now-former CEO of WWE Vince McMahon spent his first day of retirement walking around his local mall. At almost 77 years old, McMahon joined other seniors this past Saturday power-walking around Stamford Town Center. “Got to stay active,” McMahon told himself as he stepped out of his stretch limo. “Keep my mind sharp and my body Continue Reading...

Headlies: Rick Martel Challenges Max Dupri To A Walk-Off

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 18 July 2022, 08:00

Orlando, FL – The wrestling and fashion world were ignited with excitement this past week when legendary wrestler Rick “The Model” Martel challenged Max Dupri to a walk-off. In recent weeks, Dupri has taken over Smackdown to show off his clients from Maximum Male Models. Clients Mace and Mansoor have strutted their stuff down the runway to the delight of Continue Reading...

Headlies: New-Look MJF Spotted In The Rafters At Dynamite

0 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 11 July 2022, 08:00

Rochester, NY – All Elite Wrestling star MJF was recently seen hanging out in the rafters of the Blue Cross Arena this past week at Dynamite. The unexpected appearance and startling new look has sent wrestling world into a frenzy. Although he has not been seen on AEW television since his foul-mouthed promo directed towards Tony Khan, eagle-eyed fans were Continue Reading...