Broomfield, CO – The current direction of various storylines in TNA have lead many to believe that former writer Vince Russo has secretly returned to the company, though Russo himself is unsure if that is true. “Bro, you know as much as I do,” said a shrugging Russo. “I stopped reading the dirt sheets a long time ago. I haven’t Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Man Goes Bankrupt After Betting on Wrestlemania
14 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 11 April 2014, 08:00Silicon Valley, CA – Garret Dorsey, a 33 year-old app developer, officially declared bankruptcy following a series of poorly-made bets on the outcome of Wrestlemania matches. Dorsey, an avid wrestling fan and wearer of fedoras, had placed several high-wager bets through various gambling websites, each one a loser. After declaring bankruptcy, the bank foreclosed on Dorsey’s house and several companies Continue Reading...
Headlies: Diehard Fans Excited To Ruin Wrestlemania
8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Sun, 06 April 2014, 13:00New Orleans, LA – Members of the Facebook group “Yes! Yes! Yes!” are excited to be attending Wrestlemania XXX and even more excited to be ruining it for everyone else. The group of self-professed “smarks”, which boasts members spanning the entire United States, have been planning the event for months through phone calls, Google Hangouts, and Tout videos. Having collectively Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Wrestlemania V Shirt
10 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Sat, 05 April 2014, 15:00Normally, the Big Cheese writes Someone Bought This, but I’ve left a trail of Reese’s Pieces leading from his computer to the woods so I can take over. Remember BC, if you get lost, you can always find East by staring directly into the sun. The title “Someone Bought This” is appropriate because this Wrestlemania V shirt belongs to me, Continue Reading...
Headlies: JTG Hoping He’s Not Picked For The Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal
10 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 04 April 2014, 08:00Stamford, CT – WWE held a meeting with all mid and lower-card Superstars to determine who would be entering the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal at Wrestlemania XXX this Sunday. Corporate Kane led the meeting stating, “I know in previous years that battle royals and drafts have been held with some fanfare, but unfortunately, it’s just not in the Continue Reading...
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- April 11, 2014 on Headlies: Man Goes Bankrupt After Betting on Wrestlemania
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- March 28, 2014 on Someone Bought This: The M.U.S.C.L.E Hard Knockin’ Rockin’ Ring
- March 21, 2014 on Headlies: WWE Stars Travel Around In A Van Solving Mysteries To Promote New Scooby Doo DVD