Silicon Valley, CA – Garret Dorsey, a 33 year-old app developer, officially declared bankruptcy following a series of poorly-made bets on the outcome of Wrestlemania matches. Dorsey, an avid wrestling fan and wearer of fedoras, had placed several high-wager bets through various gambling websites, each one a loser. After declaring bankruptcy, the bank foreclosed on Dorsey’s house and several companies Continue Reading...
About: Jordan Mishkin
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Headlies: Diehard Fans Excited To Ruin Wrestlemania
8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Sun, 06 April 2014, 13:00New Orleans, LA – Members of the Facebook group “Yes! Yes! Yes!” are excited to be attending Wrestlemania XXX and even more excited to be ruining it for everyone else. The group of self-professed “smarks”, which boasts members spanning the entire United States, have been planning the event for months through phone calls, Google Hangouts, and Tout videos. Having collectively Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Wrestlemania V Shirt
10 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Sat, 05 April 2014, 15:00Normally, the Big Cheese writes Someone Bought This, but I’ve left a trail of Reese’s Pieces leading from his computer to the woods so I can take over. Remember BC, if you get lost, you can always find East by staring directly into the sun. The title “Someone Bought This” is appropriate because this Wrestlemania V shirt belongs to me, Continue Reading...
Headlies: JTG Hoping He’s Not Picked For The Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal
10 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 04 April 2014, 08:00Stamford, CT – WWE held a meeting with all mid and lower-card Superstars to determine who would be entering the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal at Wrestlemania XXX this Sunday. Corporate Kane led the meeting stating, “I know in previous years that battle royals and drafts have been held with some fanfare, but unfortunately, it’s just not in the Continue Reading...
Headlies: Val Venis Ready For Wrestlemania XXX
10 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 28 March 2014, 08:00Wichita Falls, TX – Former WWE Superstar Val Venis has been traveling from Los Angeles to New Orleans under the assumption that he will be taking part in Wrestlemania XXX. “The Big Valbolski is locked, cocked, and ready to rock all the fine females in New Orleans,” said Venis as he hitchhiked to New Orleans down Route 82 in nothing Continue Reading...
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- April 11, 2014 on Headlies: Man Goes Bankrupt After Betting on Wrestlemania
- April 5, 2014 on Someone Bought This: Wrestlemania V Shirt
- April 4, 2014 on Someone Bought This: The very first WrestleCrap dessert?
- March 28, 2014 on Someone Bought This: The M.U.S.C.L.E Hard Knockin’ Rockin’ Ring
- March 21, 2014 on Headlies: WWE Stars Travel Around In A Van Solving Mysteries To Promote New Scooby Doo DVD