Super DUPER Mario Tells Us Not to Do Drugs!

Super Duper Mario Drugs

With the complete sell out of preorders for the Nintendo Switch 2 (I didn’t get one, dang it!!), I thought it would be a good time for us to hear from his kinda sorta pro wrestling alter ego, Super DUPER Mario!

Yes kids, you-a need-a to listen-a to him!  Dontcha do those-a drugas!

I mean, I kinda feel like I’m already doing drugs just watching this!

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