Poor Paul Orndorff. So jacked, so buff, so sore apparently.
Enter ABSORBINE JR., the miracle elixir for just such maladies, for which Mr. Wonderful was a…well, non-speaking spokesperson back in the day. While I thought this was something that had to have been an abandoned wonder drug from the 1980s, apparently it’s still available. Heck you can even get it from WalMart! Does it still come in the old roll on deodorant bottle I wonder? Does roll on deodorant still exist? Why did it ever exist? Anyone else get their arm pit hair caught in one of those? Just me? Be thankful.