I know it was less than a month ago when we had a Terry Funk SQUASH of the Week, but we found this one where he quite literally cuts Dusty Rhodes down to size. As if we weren’t going to post that immediately. Trust us, it’s unlike any match you’ve ever seen!
For you see, this one takes place at Funk’s infamous Double Cross Ranch, and he introduces to his arch nemesis Dusty. He explains to us what, exactly, a Dusty is – namely a 150 pound frame with an extra 50 pounds of added fat, 50 pounds of added obesity, and 50 pounds of hot air. Add it all up (as well as a completely nonsensical musical pad of Auld Lang Syne) and you get a 300 pound pound blob!
But the Funker has a solution to that – namely a CHAINSAW. One that is tough to start, apparently.
And Funk goes to work on the 50 pounds of fat…
…and then the 50 pounds of obesity…
…then lopping the head off that contained that 50 pounds of hot air too!
That leaves you with, and I am just quoting Terry hear, “a heartless jackass.”
A heartless jackass that apparently bred with a slutty mermaid (again, quoting here) and created something called a Dustin. And that Dustin is going to try to take Terry Funk out. As if! Better slap on some gold face paint and get outta there kid – pretty sure the Funker will carve you up too!