WCW is truly the gift that just keeps on giving. Imagine finding out that there was a completely random match featuring the One Man Gang taking on Ron Reese, best known the world as the YETI. Remember him, the guy who dry humped Hulk Hogan? Yep, that’s the dude. And tonight he’s become the SUPER GIANT NINJA! That’s right, he’s not just super, he’s not just a giant, he’s not just a ninja – he’s all three rolled up into one!
And you can’t deny that this dude is BIG. Seriously, look at how he towers over the Gang! And in case you doubted that he was a ninja, he throws some wacky chops. You might say One Man Gang is going through ORIENT-ation!
He attempts to throw Gang to the opposite corner, but the bad man from Chicago reverses it. I should note that while this is going on, we get thrilling discussion between commentators Tony Schiavone and Dusty Rhodes, with big Dust pondering if the letters on Giant’s tights are referring to a motor oil. Hey, I dunno, listen for yourselves. I know folks love Cody and all, but Dusty was a million times more entertaining simply doing commentary than his kid will ever be.
Gang starts laying in some blows and we get some of the absolute dirt worst selling by the big guy you will ever witness. It looks less like he’s hurt and more like he’s drunk, right?
Gang decides he’s going to hurk Super Giant Ninja up, and lo and behold he does just that with a body slam. Even I have to admit, that was pretty impressive. Gang follows that up with the 747 splash and gets the duke. OMG indeed!