Ever have one of those days/months/years/decades/centuries where no matter what you do nothing seems to go right? I’ve found the cure all for those never-ending blues: a Boogie Woogie Man Jimmy Valiant SQUASH of the Week!
Seriously, look at this guy – constant motion, bebopping around ringside and giving folks high fives, whether they want it or not. That kinda energy is infectious I say! You may counter and note that infections are generally a bad thing, but I dare say they are the best thing when the Boogie Woogie Man is in town!
The match starts but the dancing sure doesn’t! Here Jimmy whips his unnamed foe (Youtube just says “Jobber”) from pillar to post, tossing him skyward with a big ol’ back body drop.
At this point the man in blue takes a wild swing, which Valiant easily ducks, then counters into an atomic drop. It apparently hurts to much that the jobber takes two steps backwards before launching himself right into the turnbuckles. If I ever start Bump of the Week as a column, that right there will be featured for sure.
We get more dancin’ as the other dude runs at Valiant twice, once which leads to a hip toss and the next a mighty body slam.
Jimmy then whips the dude into the rope and hits him with an elbow to the mush, which causes his opponent to collapse to the mat. Another elbow is enough for Valiant to make a cover (with his leg!!!!) for the three count. As soon as that is done, it’s back to DANCING! Because if nothing else, Jimmy Valiant lives up to his Boogie Woogie name. And just like that, my bad day is gone – and I hope yours is as well!