WWF Magazine: Hey Ken! Good news! We’d like to photograph you for the cover of the upcoming WWF Magazine!
Ken: Okay, I’ll do it… but I insist on wearing my 1984 Olympic muscle shirt that shrunk in the wash.
WWF Magazine: Okay, I guess we can allow that.
Ken: and I want to cut up so it shows my nipples.
WWF Magazine: You drive a hard bargain, Ken but you are the World’s Strongest Man after all, so…you got it!
Ken: Great! Maybe afterwards we can head over to McDonalds for some lunch… I have one of those game pieces left over from their 1984 Olympics contest and there’s a McDLT with my name on it!