WWF Magazine August 1987

WWF Magazine: Hey Ken! Good news! We’d like to photograph you for the cover of the upcoming WWF Magazine!

Ken: Okay, I’ll do it… but I insist on wearing my 1984 Olympic muscle shirt that shrunk in the wash.

WWF Magazine: Okay, I guess we can allow that.

Ken: and I want to cut up so it shows my nipples.

WWF Magazine: You drive a hard bargain, Ken but you are the World’s Strongest Man after all, so…you got it!

Ken: Great! Maybe afterwards we can head over to McDonalds for some lunch… I have one of those game pieces left over from their 1984 Olympics contest and there’s a McDLT with my name on it!

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