The Rock “How’s Your Lips” T-Shirt

INTERIOR- A WWE merchandiseĀ development meeting.

VINCE: Okay, so The Rock is really popular and we need to come up with some catchy slogans to put on t-shirts! Boys, what do you have?

STOOGE #1: Well, he said “Pie” a few times, let’s put that on a shirt!

VINCE: Good, good! Anything else?

STOOGE #2: How about… “How’s your lips?… ‘Cause they’re gonna get slapped off your face!”?

VINCE: Yes! That’s brilliant! It’sĀ so hip and cool and with-it! HOSTESS FRUIT PIES FOR EVERYONE!

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