Because nothing says “Attitude” like a Silly Straw.
I guess you can make him put his arms around the straw?
I would love to see Steve stick this bendy straw into a beer can and take a sip, though.
“Straw Hugger” Steve Austin just doesn’t have quite the same threatening tone to it, does it?
It makes him sound like a farmer who has an intimate relationship with the bundles of hay.