Steve Austin Straw Hugger

Because nothing says “Attitude” like a Silly Straw.

I guess you can make him put his arms around the straw?

I would love to see Steve stick this bendy straw into a beer can and take a sip, though.

“Straw Hugger” Steve Austin just doesn’t have quite the same threatening tone to it, does it?

It makes him sound like a farmer who has an intimate relationship with the bundles of hay.

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