Pizza Prints

“Ah! A lovely cheese pizza, just for me”. -Kevin McCallister in “Home Alone”.

This is a WWE Pizza Print. It’s an edible decoration that you put on top of your pizza after it’s cooked and sliced.

Here’s the thing…

I like WWE (most of the time).

I like pizza (nearly all of the time!)

I just don’t think I want those two things combined.

Something about putting The Undertaker in my mouth makes me lose my appetite…

Gay Popeye

“Well, actually Paul, that doesn’t sound too bad to ol’ Popeye… UG-GUG-GUG!”

Oh shush, you! GET OUTTA HERE, POPEYE!

Anyway, I’m sure this is a big hit at kids’ birthday parties and I’d have loved this idea when I was 7.

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