From loyal Crapper Richard “Dodgeball Assassin #5” Gottfried: “I was having a search through Google images for a WCW logo and came across this prime piece of Wrestlecrap.
Unfortunately they only ship it to the US and Canada, and as I’m here in the UK I can’t savour the smell of WCW!”
RD: You want to know why RD Reynolds has so few friends? Because no joke, one year I gave that out as a GIFT for Christmas. I should note that one of the friends I gave it to also received a Chyna: If They Only Knew book as a present for being a groomsmen in my wedding.
Remember, kids – you don’t want RD Reynolds as a friend. At least not any time it involves receiving presents.