From Fellow Crapper Jon Lipscombe: “Thought you’d be interested in this eBay auction going on here in the UK. I liked this part of the description:
The jacket consists of a black & white checkboard section. The remainder of the jacket is pink with the zebra style button. It even has small blood stains & wear marks on it.
Just imagine being seen in that fluorescent orange jacket… Go on, imagine it…”
RD: Ok, I will imagine it.
That’s really strange. I thought when I imagined it, I’d be wearing pants.
Or at least have genitals.