John Cena The Marine Book Package

Fellow Crapper & Official WrestleCrap Forum Member Not in the Face! writes: “It’s in book form?!?! Why? Do I need to read for hours what John is thinking? Well yes! I did! Yep that’s right I read The Marine!”

RD: Just in case anyone was thinking of spending $8.92 (save 44%!) on this, I thought I’d give you the Reader’s Digest abridged version. Basically, it’s just 84 pages of “BOOM!” and “BLAM!” Oh yeah, and there’s a pop-up portion of the book that is a giant mushroom cloud.

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