Jeff Jarrett Foam Guitar

Jeff Jarrett

Hey, remember when WCW tried to get Jeff Jarrett over with the “Listen up, Slap Nuts!” and “Choke on that, Slap Nuts!” catch phrases?

Yeah, someone thought that “Slap Nuts” would catch on with the public at large.

Anyway, WCW sold this pink (?) foam guitar with “Slap Nuts” on it.

Kind of makes those Hulk Hogan foam fingers seem dignified by comparison, doesn’t it?

I’d be embarrassed to wave this around at a WCW show.

Actually, I’d be embarrassed to own this, period.

Choke on that, WCW merchandise creation team!

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