Daniel Bryan Beard Baseball Hat

Crapper Andrew B. writs:

The following link will take you to the WWEShop, where they are selling the dumbest baseball cap I’ve ever seen.

Words fail me.

You know, when I got this email from Andrew I read it before clocking on the link he gave to the WWE Shop, I thought to myself “How bad could it be? It’s probably some cap with a wrestler logo on it or something. It might not be too ugly…”.

Well, as it turns out; Andrew was 100% right.

This is easily the dumbest wrestling baseball cap I’ve ever seen.

It’s even the dumbest cap I’ve seen period; making those dirty and goofy Trucker Caps you can get at Spencer’s Gifts¬†and at Hot Topic look positively dignified by comparison.

And I know that WWE’s marketing department was thinking in their own simplistic way… “Daniel Bryan is known for his beard, so let’s put that on a cap!”.

One should never wear a hat that looks like it needs a shave.

This is the kind of thing you shouldn’t even wear to a WWE event because even by WWE Event Dress Code Standards you’re still going to look like a pathetic loser with no sense of fashion and more importantly no sense of shame.

The only person I could think of who might be able to pull this off is Chewbacca

Chewbacca head shot

But even then, Chewie’s wife Malla would probably shout “ROAAR WARRRRGGGGH UGHA MWUBA LUMPY! boopa!”.

Translation: “Take that stupid thing off! You’re embarrassing little Lumpy, you jerk!”.

The WWE Daniel Bryan Beard Hat- stupid enough to cause poor Chewbacca to have to spend the night on the couch.

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