Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars oatmeal cookies

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WWF Superstars Oatmeal Cookies box Ultimate Warrior Hulk HoganWWF Superstars Oatmeal Cookies box back

Here’s an obscure food product that I didn’t know existed until today.

WWF Superstars Oatmeal Cookies made by Salerno.

Oh yes! Delicious cookies shaped like Hulk Hogan, The Ultimate Warrior, and 8 others!



Did any of you Crappers ever get these? How were they?

If they weren’t available in chocolate I’m going to be so disappointed.

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24 Responses to "Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars oatmeal cookies"
  1. ThinkSoJoE says:

    I’m pretty sure I had these. I don’t remember them being that bad, actually.

  2. Jordan Mishkin says:

    I think I had these. The box looks really familiar.

  3. Carl Zayas says:

    I did eat these….and I’m not ashamed to say that they were delicious!

  4. Mister Forth says:

    I imagine that if they brought those back now, there would ne several devoted to different Batista faces.

  5. Big Jim says:

    I used to get these all the time when I was a kid, and I can confirm that these things were great!

  6. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    Now, if they’d put these, and the Delicious brand Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cookies back on the market…

  7. Scrooge McSuck says:

    I definitely remember making my parents buy these when I was like 4 or 5. Anything with the WWF name on it had to mine. ANYTHING.

  8. AK says:

    I also remember these cookies as a kid and they were all kinds of awesome.

    If I recall, I think the Brutus Beefcake ones were always in shorter supply compared to the rest of them.

    Also thought it was cool that they made the Rockies conjoined, just like in real life!..Oh wait.

  9. andy says:

    I hadn’t though about these in years. At least as good as Teddy Grahams. I kept the back of one of the boxes for years.

  10. Alan says:
    Anybody remember WWF Superstars CEREAL? Check out the link above.

  11. Woody says:

    They should make Damien Sandow fleshtone oatmeal cookies. Each cookie could have him in various dancing poses.

  12. Sean Bateman says:

    There is only one Honky and is WCR’s Honky Tonk Mailman and he is fucking late with Apter Mags again!!!!

  13. John C says:

    What a bummer no Bushwhacker sardine flavored treats.

  14. Sean O says:

    10? With The Rockers, I count 11 or were they a package deal?

  15. AK says:

    As a follow up to my message from over a year ago. Man the Rockers were on everything back then. Not too bad for a team that never officially had a run as tag team champions. If a tag team was featured in any WWF related merchandise, it was more often than not the Rockers.

    Except when it came to the WWF video games..and that is probably the greatest miscarriage of justice there is.

  16. AdamX says:

    I remember those, not sure if I ever had them but I did have the tmnt cookies in the big turtle bank and the football helmet cookies of the time.

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