Someone Bought This: WCW Sting cereal

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WCW Sting cereal

Sting had his own cereal.

The flakes are infused with cocoa which makes them dark and brooding just like Sting himself.

And they’re frosted just like the chill Sting felt when he thought he’d been abandoned by his WCW friends who accused him of being an NWO  traitor.

Ooo, that’s deep.

Let’s see that pussy Tony The Tiger bare his soul into his breakfast cereal like that!

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5 Responses to "Someone Bought This: WCW Sting cereal"
  1. The Doctor of Style says:

    You should’ve been writing their product blurbs!

    Given Sting’s gimmick, I thought the corner read “Limited Edition Collector’s Bat”. It looks like it!

  2. kmtown says:

    Aren’t scorpions a delicacy…somewhere?

  3. John C says:

    With that failure of a product I bet someone was eating some crow.

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