I just found this Wrestling Showdown Action Playset on eBay and had to share with you Crappers!
Look! It includes
An Electronic Voice Belt with Tuff Talk Voices with the 9-volt battery included! What a steal!
2 WCW Wristbands in case your wrists get really sweaty?.
An Official WCW Membership Card. Not a Fan Club membership card, you’ll notice- just a WCW Membership Card. Apparently all you need to become a wrestler in WCW is to buy this dress-up set! That explains so very much about some of the wrestlers WCW had on board throughout the years…
A WCW Headband- because nothing says “I swing both ways” like a headband!
With this set you can pretend to be.. uh… yourself wearing WCW-branded gear as Lex Luger yells at you by speaking from your crotch region as you wear the magical talking belt and a headband that makes you look like a reject from Wham!
LexLugerAngryCrotchYelling.com! I bet that URL’s not taken!
(At least I hope to Horowitz it isn’t…).
Anyway, if you’re enticed by all the roleplaying fun this set promises, then all this can be yours if you buy it now on eBay!
And the boy on the cover would grow up to become a guy on the cover of some other crappy product.
Rest easy, Big Cheese. I checked, and LexLugerAngryCrotchYelling.com is NOT taken.
Phew!
I love the fact they couldn’t convince a real kid to wear that Crap on the packaging…
Okay, Sting screams. And Flair goes (what else?) …. Wooooooooo. But what the hell does the actual voice of Luger do? Call 911 and say “I think I have a dead chick on my hands here?”
But what the hell does the actual voice of Luger do?
IDONTKNOW!