Someone Bought This: The Steve Austin shirt that won’t shut up!

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Crapper FriscoKTank writes…

In the comments to your Bill Goldberg 3D shirt, I brought up the talking T-Shirts and you said that sounded like something a distant relative would buy you… I would tend to agree.

I also found one of those shirts if you want to use it for one of your future inductions. This is the Stone Cold one. I just wish I remembered what the shirt would actually say since the description doesn’t tell you.

This is the kind of thing your Grandma buys you when you’re a teenager because she knows you watch wrestling.

How unbelievably annoying would it be to have your friends keep pressing the button so you h ear the same handful of sound clips in all their 32kbps tinny drive-thru speaker quality glory?

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5 Responses to "Someone Bought This: The Steve Austin shirt that won’t shut up!"
  1. Time Lord Soundwave says:

    This company really has no shame. I mean, they sold talking soap for fuck’s sake.


  2. Mister Forth says:

    As long as it doesn’t say what.

  3. Anonymous says:

    WOW that must be annoying.

  4. FriscoKTank says:

    I know for a fact it didn’t say what. I’m pretty sure it had the 2 standard “That’s The Bottom Line” and “Austin 3:16 Says…” lines of his. It’s like I told Paul though in an email exchange, the other thing about that shirt is that if you actually wanted the shirt (can’t imagine why) you would have to get a shirt at least a size too big, otherwise it’d look like you had a tumor on your stomach cause of that voice box.

    Thanks for inducting Paul!!

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