Someone Bought This: The Hulk Hogan talking electric toothbrush set starts your day off right!

20 Submitted by on Wed, 01 October 2014, 02:00

Hulk Hogan toothbrush

I found this Hulk Hogan electric toothbrush set on Amazon and had to share…

Not only because it looks cool, but also because it talks!

Hulk Hogan Electric Toothbrush catalog photo

Imagine waking up the morning and the first voice you hear is Hulk Hogan!

And you thought only Hulk’s girlfriend got to experience that treat?

No way! Plenty of 7 year old boys did, too.

Wait, that came out wrong…

If someone drops a leg on your decayed tooth, I bet that would hurt.

At least it’s gentle- unlike Hulk in the ring, brother!

Hulk looks like he’s shaking his fist at some troublesome kids who are causing him problems- “You kids get off my lawn!”.

Did any of you Crappers have one of these or a smiler one when you were a kid?

Written by

20 Responses to "Someone Bought This: The Hulk Hogan talking electric toothbrush set starts your day off right!"
  1. John says:

    I guess it makes more sense for him to be on a toothbrush and not a hairbrush. And when The Hulkster goes to brush his teeth and turns on the water do you think he yells, “IT’S NOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  2. Jakob says:

    I received this very toothbrush as a present for my 5th birthday in 1992. I never had a cavity so it must’ve done the job (something that the Hulkster himself could not claim).

  3. Down With OPC says:

    Comes with two bristle brushes, one for you, and one for your BROTHER!

  4. Rose Harmon says:

    Good one, Jakob!

  5. Mike Hunt says:

    I had this as a child! I always loved inserting the Hulkster in my mouth before going to bed.

  6. AlonzotheMaster says:

    i had the hogan shampoo….i guess they were really into personal hygiene

  7. Doc 902714 says:

    My Hulk Hogan toothbrush never ever said “Much More”

  8. MADDAWG MARK says:

    Eliminate the BIG STINKY GIANT plaque!

  9. Electric Toothbrush says:

    Hulk hogan tooth brush sounds interesting.My kid will loved it.

  10. Terrence says:

    The Hulkster doing his best Abe Simpson impersonation. Damn that cloud!!

  11. BaltoJim says:

    I’m disappointed there’s not a Jimmy “The Flossmaster” Hart dental floss dispenser to go with it.

  12. Nick V. says:

    “Remember, all you Hulkamaniacs….train, say your prayers, take your vitamins, and brush with the all new Hulk Hogan talking toothbrush, available everywhere all fine WWF products are sold. It’s F.D.A. approved, brother. So, whatcha gonna do Cavities, when my Hulkamaniacs, two AA batteries, and these soft brushes destroy yoooouu?!”

  13. Mister Forth says:

    This was what was really in Rollins’ briefcase.

  14. Anonymous says:

    LOL. That kind of stuff is great for kitsch appeal.

  15. Alexandru says:

    Why do all 1980’s Hogan products turn out creepy looking?

leave a comment