Someone Bought This: Terrifyingly ugly WCW Halloween masks!

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Crapper Paul S. found these Sting and Bill Goldberg masks on The WCW Worldwide Blog and writes:


Goldberg’s tongue really freaks me out, for some reason.

Bryan at The WCW Worldwide Blog writes about these masks…

Why is it so hard for companies to create good masks to represent wrestlers?

Because they’re cheap masks based on a fad and They Just Don’t Care!

I wonder what child asked “Mommy, can I be Constipated Goldberg for Halloween this year?”?!

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10 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Terrifyingly ugly WCW Halloween masks!"
  1. John C says:

    The tortured screaming soul on fire look on Goldberg’s face must have been captured after he watched his Wrestlemania match with Brock. Sting’s red face looks like Lula’s mama in Wild at Heart and Crowface Sting seems like a poorly done attempt by a emo-teen to make a Crowface Sting.

  2. Geoff says:

    Say what you want about the Crow faced Sting, but it’s a better mask than Goldberg with Hemmeroids and pink eye. The Wolfpac Sting mask is a little creepy. Everything is normal except the eyes which are way too bloodshot. What, you want someone to believe you have been up all night studying for finals? Get that mask and it comes standard equipped with bloodshot eyes as well as red morning face. The black lines? Oh don’t worry, those are just worry lines. Worried that you might see through the bloodshot eyes and the mask and see I have actually been asleep.

  3. 80's Guy says:

    The Goldberg mask looks like one of those old Madballs. Or Not Man from Anthrax….

  4. The Doctor of Style says:

    How nice, a mask of Goldberg at the hospital after smashing his arm through the limo window.

  5. Mister Forth says:

    The eyes on the Sting one are strange.

  6. Big says:

    No disrespect intended, but the Goldberg one sort of looks like an 80 year old Bruno Sammartino passing a kidney stone.

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