Someone Bought This: Stupid Bootleg Wrestling Figures

13 Submitted by on Sun, 19 October 2014, 02:00


My friend (and Loyal Crapper!) Matt over at X-Entertainment (and now Dinosaur Dracula) did this great article a few years ago on stupid bootleg wrestling figures.

Yeah, some (and by “some” I mean “nearly all”) of them look really, really weird. I guess you could just pretend they’re indy guys.

The ring is pretty cheap and ugly, too.

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13 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Stupid Bootleg Wrestling Figures"
  1. Luchaporn says:

    Wow that 2nd set is creepy looking, and the weapons literally look like the ones they used to pair up with WWF/E figures but with random spraypaint covering up where the WWF logo went.

  2. James says:

    Not Kane is my favorite Stupid Bootleg figure.

  3. Sean Bateman says:

    what Wrestlecrappy action figures!

  4. Thomas Moffatt says:

    So who are the figures in the picture supposed to be?

  5. Bone White says:

    The one on the right looks like Darby Crash after ICO-Pro

    • Jinx says:

      I would love to hear the commentary for the match he’d be in. “Darby has hit the Lexicon Devil! Wait what’s this…what’s Pat Smear doing here?!”

  6. Adam Clark says:

    The one on the left looks like Christian wearing the Million Dollar Mans outfit.

  7. Matt Soileau says:

    I’m bored. It’s my day off. I may make CAWs off of some of these…

  8. CP says:

    Are they sure the mold for Crazy Animal wasn’t intended for some other use?

  9. the14thListener says:

    Maybe “Sgt. Nxt” that Rusev kicked last night could be one?

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