Here’s another gem from the WCW Worldwide blog!
It’s a Sting blow-up doll (?!).
Now, I could go for the easy joke about what this doll looks like…
But, I’ll leave that up to you Crappers.
Instead, I’ll mention that Sting’s freakishly tiny head reminds me of this scene from Beetlejuice featuring Papa Shango’s late Uncle Hermie Shango:
BREAKING NEWS: Blow Up Doll Sting to induct The Ultimate Warrior into the WWE Hall of Fame. He should deliver a good speech in spite of being filled with hot air.
Then he’ll go on to face The Undertaker at Mania 31.
It’s sad that I’ve seen far worse wrestling merchandise.
And you’ve seen it all right here on WrestleCrap.com! 🙂
ahem….I wonder if they did Torrie Wilson one?
The WWE wanted to do a Nipple H one until they found out it had more charisma than the actual Nipple H…
Yoshihiko has finally met his match.
If your wondering, look up Yoshihiko DDT on the youtubes.
Don’t forget about the Infinity Destroyer!
Too bad Sting didn’t just switch himself with the doll in his Starrcade 97 match with Hollywood “Creative control” Hogan as he punched around more than his blow-up doll was.
And for an extra $20, you can get the “Adults Only” version, with Sting’s baseball bat strategically placed (if ya know what I mean). 😛