Someone Bought This: Steve Austin crossbow, and Goldberg electric toothbrush from Sears Wish Book

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Stone Cold Steve Austin Crossbow Sears Wishbook catalog 1999

Bill Goldberg Electric Toothbrush Sears Wishbook catalog 1999

It’s a 2-for-1 entry today, kids!

My old buddy and my old pal Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula put up this article featuring items from the 1999 Sears Wish Book catalog.

Two of the things he included in the article that were in the catalog are a Stone Cold Steve Austin crossbow (um… what?!) and a Bill Goldberg Electric Toothbrush.

I guess because Steve Austin was shown using a bow and arrow on WWF TV they decided it would be good to get in on the Nerf action with this thing?

That’s kind of a reach…

Also, Goldberg will spear your child if they have even a single cavity at checkup time!

Goldberg looks really angry that he has to hold that toothbrush in such a stupid way.

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9 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Steve Austin crossbow, and Goldberg electric toothbrush from Sears Wish Book"
  1. Anonymous says:

    That first one makes less than no sense.

  2. John C says:

    And if the crossbow was sold out you could buy your kid the toothbrush and throw away the packaging and just say it was a Stone Cold one. If only they had the toy pistol Steve used to make Vince tinkle in his pants, fun for everyone to recreate.

  3. Raven7309 says:

    1. The accessories included with the crossbow: Austin 3:16 vest, skull cap, dog tags, & “Bonus Stickers”??!! 😀 To quote Doc Brown from “Back to the Future”: “We’ve got to go back!” 😛
    2. If this crossbow set was released today, do you think that WWE would attempt to have a cross promotion with “The Hunger Games” & have Jennifer Lawerence guest host Raw and use the crossbow?

  4. Matt Soileau says:

    Looks like Goldberg’s next opponents were tooth decay and gingivitis. Still better workers than Hogan. Especially that gingivitis. Like a young Ricky Steamboat…

  5. AK says:

    Say what you will about the Slam n’ Splash Door Basketball but I want one; here’s three reasons why.

    1) Anything with an N in the product makes it hip
    2) Ages 3 years AND up
    3) You can do other things that slam n’ splash that aren’t basketball (and everyone knows what I’m talking about here)

  6. 80's Guy says:

    No picture of the Slam N Splash basketball set with the return tubes???

    I call shenanigans!!!!!

  7. Micco says:

    I am a proud owner of the Goldberg toothbrush. Bought it at the punk rock flea market the other day. Had never seen one before despite my being an avid collector of all things wrestling. Then I discovered this article.

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