Someone Bought This: Scott Steiner workout DVD

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Scott Steiner Freak Show workout DVD

So you can get Scott Steiner’s physique by just working out?

Uh-huh… right… and if you believe that, I have some swampland in Florida to sell you.

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10 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Scott Steiner workout DVD"
  1. John C says:

    WARNING!!! Viewing this video may cause your language skills to become diminished to a near incomprehensible level. Also you may develop violent urges to attack anyone for any reason known only to you and the magic voices in your mind.

  2. Gotchism 4 Life says:

    Well, I figure anyone who has wrestled as many countries as Big Poppa Pump should be an expert on working out.

  3. AK says:

    I’d get the DVD but only if the following conditions were met.

    1) It comes with the chain mail
    2) One of the exercises involves running over someone
    3) He uses the opinions are like asshole comment as motivation at least once or twice.

  4. Vince B says:

    Stevie Ray’s review:

    “Anyone who watches this DVD is a sad sack-ass fruit booty!”

  5. Drew says:

    You’ve got a five percent chance of actually getting bigger arms from this workout. You take ten sets of ten reps each and that’s 100. And you multiply that by seven days a week for 700. But you’re training partner can only work out half the time, so that makes 350. So you divide that by seven days a week and you get 50. But you’re doing ten sets, so divide 50 by 10 and you get a five percent chance of getting bigger arms.

    • Ze Frenchie says:

      Don’t forget that first, you need to get off your FAT ASSES, ’cause you’ve got some FAT ASSES! And he’s got no sympy for FAT ASSES.

  6. Shockwave says:

    “You’re fat!!!” 🙂

  7. The Spear says:


  8. The Running Knee Strike says:

    Having watched all the trailers for this DVD, it would totally make sense for it to be Scott Steiner’s workout regiment. There’s also a cartoon Scott Steiner involved. Some of the equipment you’ll need to do these workouts.

    1. No less than three prostitutes
    2. a junk car
    3. a log

    I am not making a joke, these are things Scott Steiner uses in the DVD to workout.

  9. Anonymous says:

    The Workout Program In A Bottle.

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