Someone Bought This: Razor Ramon Teddy Bear

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WWF Razor Ramon Teddy Bear

“Say Hello to the fuzzy guy!”

Awww! He’s the cuddliest drug dealing Cuban immigrant bully ever!

I love that they even put the gold chain around his little bear neck.

All that’s missing is a tiny toothpick in his mouth.

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10 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Razor Ramon Teddy Bear"
  1. Drew says:

    What? No toothpick?

  2. John C says:

    “Hey yo chico, quiete, listen to me. You want a sweet deal on honey, Pooh bear than you come to me. The Bad Bear he can get you what you need man. No more dealing with that punk kid Christopher Robin, his connection is going to dry up. And if you or him try to mess with me man than I will carve you up. And you tell that deadbeat Tigger to pay or he not going to bounce anymore, chico.”

  3. Preparation Triple H says:

    The Razor speedo actually makes it look more disturbing.

  4. Brandon says:

    My girlfriend has a Batista bear. Beartista!

  5. Beaver Cleavage says:

    SOMEBODY bought this? Hell, if this was on WWEShop right now, I’d buy it in a heartbeat.

  6. Guest says:

    Where’s the slicked up ponytail and pads?

  7. AK says:

    I thought these WWF bears were awesome back in the day.

    This includes the Doink bear which I believe came with a Dink bear.

    In bear form I could tolerate them.

  8. Gino Marella says:

    During the infamous diaper match, the Kid came out with a Razor bear in a pram. He threw it in the crowd and you can see two kids fighting over it during the start of the match.

  9. Nick Spiliakos says:

    I bought this for my now wife at WrestleMania X! in Hartford CT. I still have it in my attic. She won’t let me sell it!

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