Someone Bought This: Pin the WHAT on WHO?

11 Submitted by on Sat, 16 July 2016, 02:36

WWE John Cena Pin The Tail On The Donkey Sweatband game

Crapper Drew wrote:

During my most recent trip to the grocery/party supply store, I happened upon this priceless collectible. I’m actually shocked I found it at all, because I was wearing my official WWE blindfold at the time- and the sweatband that I’m compelled to carry on my person at all times, just in case (normal people do this, right?…) somehow ended up on the left ear of a Disney snowman on a paper plate, so I won’t be placing any monetary bets on my performances in this game any time soon.

They didn’t have a “Kevin Nash Hamstring Twister” mat or a “Great Khali Dance Contest” CD in stock at the time, but who needs them? For generations upon generations children have enjoyed the timeless party game of “Pin the Sweatband On John Cena”.


Okay, this would be a lot of fun if I was either:

A). 7 years old.


B). As part of an elaborate Drinking Game Olympics.

Great find, Drew!

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11 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Pin the WHAT on WHO?"
  1. John C says:

    Finally, Cena’s catchphrase makes sense. The kid can’t see him, he’s blindfolded. What a let down, no pin the beard on Daniel Bryan or pin a good movie script to The Rock’s hand. Excuse me it’s time for more Juego de fiesta’s. Si si si si

  2. Sean Bateman says:

    I call that find and raise him the three DVD movie set of Thunder of Paradise I bought for $3 at a resale shop

  3. Geoff says:

    Did someone say siesta?

  4. Chris says:

    Must be a tough game. Big Match John is notoriously hard to pin

  5. The Doctor of Style says:

    Given how the WWF merchandises everything, I’m actually a little shocked they didn’t have Jake the Snake hawking this game back when the Model blinded him. Kids could put on a black hood from Wrestlemania 7 and play Pin the Pony Tail on Rick Martel.

  6. John Q Occupier says:

    I’m disappointed that they didn’t do one of these with Jim Neidhart…

  7. Guest says:

    Russo that’s who

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