From sometime around 1988, here’s a Miss Elizabeth beach towel featuring a drawing of Liz lounging in a skimpy bikini!
“Ooh, you’re drying me, Randy!”.
Comes complete with Blade Braxton DNA sample stains.
21 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Miss Elizabeth Beach Towel"
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Pervy innuendo aside, that’s actually some pretty nice artwork … Reminds me of something from the old “WWF Battlemania” comic books.
Yeah, I agree. It would look nice framed up on a wall.
So does Blade have his very own Mr. Socko for those lonely nights when his Miss Elizabeth towel is in the wash?
I was wondering the same, and I think the answer is pretty obvious…
If only she would have stripped down to that back at Summer Slam ’88 instead of the Granny swimwear.
Well, she did pose in a bikini for a poster with her and Macho Man on it. Does that count?
My first thought after reading the title was “Someone used this as a skeet blanket,”
*points to the hobo*.
Thanks for this. From here on out, I will forever have a slight tingle in my nether region just knowing that this item exists. Knowledge is power.
Nice gut
You normally can only find artwork of that quality on the side of a van with no windows.
Don Mason’s van?
Mark Madden?
I was going to say Waylon Mercy.
That not being a photo is tragic.
There had to have been some kind of photo for someone to draw off of.
Anybody else feel strange gawking at a towel with a deceased dead woman on it? I know how Marilyn Monroe’s estate makes millions every year off her body, but I can’t help but feel like I’m going to hell. Speaking of hell, I always liked Sherri Martel better.
If you gawking at a picture of a “dead” Elizabeth then yes there would be something wrong with you but you’re gawking at a picture of her year prior to her death which is in no way wrong.
I would have no use for this personally, but it’s pretty cool.
I guess psychologically knowing she passed made me think more about her death and circumstances surrounding it as opposed to an innocent towel. Something creepy about deceased sex symbols. Cool towel though, lol.
My dad bought this.