Someone Bought This: Make Billy Gunn all moist for you with just one good, hard pump!

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Billy Gunn Maximum Sweat figure toy

It’s the Maximum Sweat Bad Ass Billy Gunn figure.

Or as I like to call him, “Mr. Sweaty Ass”!

I just love that the selling point of this line of figures is that they sweat.

Oh yeah, because that’s what I really want my figures to do- “sweat” water all over the place and make the carpet in my bedroom and the mat of my toy wrestling ring all damp with puddles of water when I’m trying to play with it!

Hey, “The Deadly Dumbbells” would be a great name for a Hillbilly tag team.

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11 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Make Billy Gunn all moist for you with just one good, hard pump!"
  1. Sean Bateman says:

    Brian Zane mentioned this one in his worst action figure list, Big CHeese.

  2. Al Boondy says:

    Is it just me, or does that face make it look more like a Mickey Rourke action figure?

  3. John C says:

    If only they have used this toyline with ECW and had Sweaty Balls Mahoney to play with.

  4. Sean Wilkinson says:

    Add a generous spoonful of cherry Kool-Aid crystals to the “Official Federation Sweat” bottle and he becomes Busted Open Billy Gunn, spilling claret from every pore and shattering the 1.0 limit on the Muta Scale.

  5. Dr.Gonzo says:

    Looks more like maximum sweat Gary Busey..

  6. Kareem Ofweet says:

    Did they put Hugh Morris’ face next to the WWF logo?

  7. KatieVictoriasSecret says:

    That drawing of a melting King Kong Bundy/Gangrel hybrid on the backing is just as disturbing as that Plymptoonish Figure.

    I’m afraid to ask what’s in the “official federation sweat.”

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