Someone Bought This: Lame John Cena Halloween Costume

9 Submitted by on Wed, 16 January 2013, 00:00


Next Halloween; why bother buying your child an actual Cena baseball cap and shirt, and add some denim cut-off shorts from WalMart when you can just buy this cheap, cheesy, and tacky costume instead?

Turn your child into a laughingstock all in the name of saving a few bucks! Hope you enjoy watching the other kids beat the snot out of your precious child before they take all his candy.

The imitation “jeans shorts” look like something Steve Urkel would wear. “Nerd Life! This is Basic Urkelnomics!”

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9 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Lame John Cena Halloween Costume"
  1. No Pants Mafia says:

    Would that even save money? I think you can get a child size Cena shirt and a cap for under $43, and I assume most kids have a pair of jorts laying around.

  2. evilmidget says:

    looks more like a PJ set than a costume. it’s lacking a constipated looking Cena mask

  3. Mr Z says:

    Odd, I don’t recall Cena wearing capri pants.

  4. Sean Carless says:

    “You can’t see me!” (because someone locked me in my locker.).

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      Those bullies would grow up to become IWC message board posters and “newz” site commentors. 🙂

  5. BANG!BANG! says:


  6. Matt Soileau says:

    You can’t see me! Having anymore friends after wearing this in public…

  7. MightyK says:

    No Fruity Pebbles for MY niece if I ever catch her wearing this.

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