This is a new Wrestlemania 31 shirt that says “The California Conflict- Man Vs. Bear”.
Which makes sense, because a man will be wrestling a bear at Wrestlemania, and..
Oh wait, that isn’t happening?
Well, a bear will be at Wrestlemania in some capacity, right?
Oh, it won’t?
I see.
So there will be no old-timey Man Vs. Bear action at Wrestlemania.
Okay, then this shirt makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
What a brilliant marketing strategy!
The only bear that should be at Wrestlemania should be this guy as the pre-show opening act!
I don’t care if it doesn’t make sense, I want this shirt.
It should be up at the WWE Shop website soon if it isn’t already.
That’s going to be the bonus main event after the original one gets shit all over to send the crowd home happy.
If that would happen it would seriously make me so happy.
Maybe we will see Mizdow in a bear suit if this is the case?
So it only costs 31 cents to go to this year’s WrestleMania?
That’s still too steep a price considering how bad the product is.
The bear is from the California flag. That’s where the stupid bear comes from which is why they have the whole California map on the shirt too. Damn you for making me defend wwe.
They are doing Wrestlemania this year at the new 49ers stadium in Santa Clara, Ca (called Levi’s Stadium, the 49ers themselves are craptastic this year, last year and many years to come). I live only 30 minutes away but I don’t plan on going because I don’t want to pay those ridiculous high prices. I only just realized that the shirt talks about the California Conflict? What California Conflict? Does it mean the drought we are in, the worst drought in the history of California? Or the fact that we don’t have any bears in Santa Clara anywhere?
The Vaudvillians should wrestle bears! You know if they are ever on NXT again.
Maybe RD can dig up Zombie Stu Hart and have him wrestle the bear, like he did in Stampede Wrestling. 😛
It can be part of a different battle royal with: Paul Bear-er, Bear-y Windham, Bear-y Horowitz, Big Bear Collie, The Bar-bear-ian, Bear-on Von Raschke.
…and Grizzly Smith! Thank you, thank you, I’m here all week…
Bad News Bear-ett? Too bad Walter Matthau isn’t with us to accompany him to the ring…
I feel em-bearessed for not writing those. How about before the match we get a performance from The Bare Naked Ladies.
The bear is BACK to wrestle Daniel Bryan! Bear run in for the ladder match has to be a prop bet now!
YES! (YES! YES!) Was waiting for someone to bring up D. Bry’s bear thing.
I would wear this. I have no idea what the point of it is, but I’d wear it anyway.
California is known as the Bear Republic. Also:
“Vaqueros hunted the [California] grizzlies, sometimes roping and capturing them to be displayed in public battles with bulls.This popular spectator sport inspired betting as to whether the bear or the bull would win.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Republic
Just because the shirt doesn’t make sense doesn’t mean it’s not great. Hell I’d take Fozzy Bear as an announcer over the current three main stooges WWE has now.
You know if this had the two-headed bear from the NCR flag I’d actually consider buying this.