Someone Bought This: It’s Man Vs. Bear at Wrestlemania 31?

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Wrestlemania 31 California Conflict Man Versus Bear shirt

This is a new Wrestlemania 31 shirt that says “The California Conflict- Man Vs. Bear”.

Which makes sense, because a man will be wrestling a bear at Wrestlemania, and..

Oh wait, that isn’t happening?

Well, a bear will be at Wrestlemania in some capacity, right?

Oh, it won’t?

I see.

So there will be no old-timey Man Vs. Bear action at Wrestlemania.

Okay, then this shirt makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

What a brilliant marketing strategy!

The only bear that should be at Wrestlemania should be this guy as the pre-show opening act!

Fozzie Bear

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21 Responses to "Someone Bought This: It’s Man Vs. Bear at Wrestlemania 31?"
  1. WrestleTrekker says:

    I don’t care if it doesn’t make sense, I want this shirt.

  2. Ryan says:

    That’s going to be the bonus main event after the original one gets shit all over to send the crowd home happy.

  3. The Dread Baron says:

    Maybe we will see Mizdow in a bear suit if this is the case?

  4. Preparation Triple H says:

    So it only costs 31 cents to go to this year’s WrestleMania?

  5. Word Life says:

    The bear is from the California flag. That’s where the stupid bear comes from which is why they have the whole California map on the shirt too. Damn you for making me defend wwe.

  6. Geoff says:

    They are doing Wrestlemania this year at the new 49ers stadium in Santa Clara, Ca (called Levi’s Stadium, the 49ers themselves are craptastic this year, last year and many years to come). I live only 30 minutes away but I don’t plan on going because I don’t want to pay those ridiculous high prices. I only just realized that the shirt talks about the California Conflict? What California Conflict? Does it mean the drought we are in, the worst drought in the history of California? Or the fact that we don’t have any bears in Santa Clara anywhere?

  7. Christopher says:

    The Vaudvillians should wrestle bears! You know if they are ever on NXT again.

  8. Raven7309 says:

    Maybe RD can dig up Zombie Stu Hart and have him wrestle the bear, like he did in Stampede Wrestling. 😛

  9. John C says:

    It can be part of a different battle royal with: Paul Bear-er, Bear-y Windham, Bear-y Horowitz, Big Bear Collie, The Bar-bear-ian, Bear-on Von Raschke.

  10. Brian Jacobs says:

    The bear is BACK to wrestle Daniel Bryan! Bear run in for the ladder match has to be a prop bet now!

  11. Anonymous says:

    I would wear this. I have no idea what the point of it is, but I’d wear it anyway.

  12. The Scanian Maniac says:

    California is known as the Bear Republic. Also:

    “Vaqueros hunted the [California] grizzlies, sometimes roping and capturing them to be displayed in public battles with bulls.This popular spectator sport inspired betting as to whether the bear or the bull would win.”

  13. Alexandru says:

    Just because the shirt doesn’t make sense doesn’t mean it’s not great. Hell I’d take Fozzy Bear as an announcer over the current three main stooges WWE has now.

  14. DeweyDTruman says:

    You know if this had the two-headed bear from the NCR flag I’d actually consider buying this.

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