Someone Bought This: He rides a motorcycle?

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WWF Kane Bump 'n Bash motorcycles motorcycle toy

It’s Kane!

And he’s… on a motorcycle?

Okay, I suppose that looks cool, but I don’t remember ever seeing Kane on a motorcycle on TV before.

Maybe he took lessons with Paul Bearer after he killed The Undertaker’s parents?

Or maybe The Undertaker decided to be the bigger man and teach him how to ride!

They also released figures of Steve Austin and The Undertaker on motorcycles in this toy line and at least that makes sense because they used bikes every once in a while…

It would be a whole lot funnier if they made an Isaac Yankem, D.D.S figure on a dentist-themed bike!

If this thing doesn’t have that feature where you can pull it back and then it shoots forward, that is officially lame.! I bet that URL’s not taken!

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4 Responses to "Someone Bought This: He rides a motorcycle?"
  1. Paul R. from Spook Central: The Ghostbusters Companion says:

    Look under the exhaust pipe. I swear that thing has training wheels!

  2. John C says:

    If only The Ultimate Warrior had been around and in a tag team with The Big Red Machine, they could have been The Bikane Warriors.

  3. CBCB says:

    “It would be a whole lot funnier if they made an Isaac Yankem, D.D.S figure on a dentist-themed bike!”

    Then he’d be Orin Scrivello from Little Shop of Horrors.

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