Someone Bought This: He has to put Debra’s cookies somewhere…

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Stone Cold Steve Austin cookie jar

The Stone Cold Steve Austin Cookie Jar is the most bad ass way to keep your WWF Oatmeal Cookies fresh ever!

I don’t know why they gave Steve such freakishly large hands, though.

He looks like the redneck cousin of Wreck-It Ralph!

Wreck-It Ralph

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7 Responses to "Someone Bought This: He has to put Debra’s cookies somewhere…"
  1. John C says:

    Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the world’s saddest face cookie jar. It looks like he’s shaming you if you attempt to procure his cookies.

  2. The Doctor of Style says:

    It’s the cookie jar for kids who need to lose weight–they’ll be either too ashamed, or too scared of the bald muscle man in a black vest to dare open that thing.

  3. The Doctor of Style says:

    P.S. Wreck-It Ralph looks like he should be tag teaming with Hillbilly Jim!

  4. Sean Bateman says:

    somewhere to put your cookies when you need them for your stone cold tea

  5. Thomas says:

    Stone Cold has a look of disgust in his face that just says, “Aren’t you fat enough?”

  6. KatieVictoriasSecret says:

    At eight bucks that is a steal.

  7. Lee W. says:

    The best part about it is you can drop it onto a hard surface and replicate the smash that starts Stone Cold’s entrance music

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