Someone Bought This: Go on a cruise with TNA wrestlers!

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In December of 2011 TNA hosted a cruise!

Or I should say, a “Coastal Chaos Cruise”. 

I’m just going to copy and paste from the website…

Coming this December……

TNA Wrestling presents
Coastal Chaos Cruise: The Ultimate Fan Xpedition
“Brawl Aboard!”

Interior Cabin – $379 per person (based on double occupancy)
Ocean View Cabin – $479 per person (based on double occupancy)
Additional Passenger – $359 for 3rd or 4th passenger per cabin
(Maximum of 4 passengers per cabin)

– 3-night cruise beginning on Thursday, December 8 departing from Port Canaveral, FL
– All meals onboard*
– VIP Cocktail Reception
– Breakfast Meet & Greet
– “Splash Bash” Beach Party including an evening pass to Breezes Bahamas that includes food, drinks (including alcohol), and entertainment from 6pm to 2am Friday night
– VIP Early Access to TNA Final Resolution PPV in Orlando, FL
– VIP Early Access to iMPACT! TV Tapings on December 12 & 13 in Orlando, FL
– and more!

TNA Stars that will set sail:
Mr. Anderson,Fortune (“The Phenomenal” AJ Styles, Beer Money and Kazarian),TNA Knockout Velvet Sky, “King of the Mountain” Jeff Jarrett & Karen Jarrett, X Division Star Chris Sabin ….Plus more names to be announced

This 3 day cruise will be hosted by none other than Jeremy Borash!
Proof of citizenship required; passport or certified birth certificate with photo identification must be presented at pier
Cancellation policy: $100 per person penalty for cancellations on or before September 1; 50% per person penalty for cancellations after September 1 until December 1; after December 1 no refund

* Some specialty items such as sushi bar available for additional fee. Coffee, tea, and juice included with meals. Soft Drinks and Alcohol additional onboard the cruise.

** Prices do not include airfare or additional nights hotel accommodations. If you need assistance with airfare or hotel, we can help you make arrangements. Contact us at

So yes, you got to pay money to spend three days on a boat with Jeremy Borash!

In some countries I think that’s an approved torture method to get information out of terrorists.

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8 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Go on a cruise with TNA wrestlers!"
  1. John C says:

    I only cruise with TNA wrestlers on dilapidated boats.

  2. Stone Cold Warlord says:

    Reminds me of all those WCW Bruise Cruise commercials back in the day on TBS. Sadly, Chris Cruise doesn’t seem to have been a part of either.

    • Jimbolian says:

      My only memory of hearing about WCW Bruise Cruise is that Disco Inferno and Buff Bagwell thought it was Booze Cruise, not Bruise Cruise and got obnoxiously drunk and started groping the females on board.

  3. Sean O says:

    Didn’t WWE do something similar as well?

  4. the14thListener says:

    Fortune? I would be more interested if Chris Daniels’ proposed 3tune would have been there.

  5. Rob says:

    Cruise with Velvet Sky? I’d buy that for a dollar.

  6. Chris the Bambikiller says:

    Hmm, the URL is…

    CHOAS cruise. They didn’t even know how to spell chaos? How professional.

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