Someone Bought This: GFW Grand Slam baseball tour t-shirt

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Global Force Wrestling GFW Grand Slam baseball tour t-shirt

Hey look, it’s a Global Force Wrestling t-shirt commemorating their 2015 tour of Minor League baseball stadiums!

It even lists all the dates and stadiums they wrestled in on the back!

Boy, oh boy! Hot GFW action in a minor league baseball stadium! What could be better than that?!

I’m sure that’s something I’m sure people really want to cherish and remember for the rest of their lives…

Global Force Wrestling GFW Baseball Stadium show attendance

Look at all those empty seats!

What a brilliant idea it was to do a tour with no TV to promote it…

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12 Responses to "Someone Bought This: GFW Grand Slam baseball tour t-shirt"
  1. John C says:

    ‘It’s The Global Force!!!!…in a minor league stadium. Featuring wrestling superstars like Jeff Jarrett, Buff Bagwell, some guy dressed like either The Patriot or Doink the Clown probably both at different times of the show so he change back and forth in the dugout. Also Norman Smiley, Brian Knobbs, Bill Dundee, the clown prince of baseball Max Patkin (seperate admission must be paid for), the amazing diving dalmations of Dubuque (also seperate admission) and hypnotist Steve Bainard (also seperate admission). It’s The Global Force!!!!…on a tiny budget.”

    • Si says:

      Norman Smiley’s a WWE Performance Center coach now – and one much admired by its trainees, if what people like Sasha Banks says counts for anything.

      • John C says:

        Yes, that’s pretty common knowledge. I just reeled off the first few thing

        • John C says:

          Continued from above…
          the first few names that came to mind from the end of WCW or other guys Dubba J knew. Sub Norman’s name for any other freely as such.

  2. Geoff says:

    Sunday Sunday Sunday

    • John C says:

      “Unless if it’s the third Sunday of the month, cause that’s Kids run The Bases After The Game Day. Or if it’s on the day when the groundskeeper has to go home early to pick up his son from Trombone practice. It’s The Global Force!!!!!!…when it’s convenient on everyone’s schedule.”

  3. GeneMean says:

    I see they spared no expense in hiring a photographer to shoot their merch.

  4. Doc 902714 says:

    There’d better be Abe Knuckleball Schwartz.

  5. Sean Bateman says:

    At least it was better than AWA’s Team Challenge Series

  6. Geoff says:

    Abe Knuckleball Schwartz is legitamitely (sp) owned by WWE. You can have the guy who played the character because he was given the pink slip a long time ago but you can’t have the character itself as WWE won’t be lending it out anytime soon. They have plans for it in the future. They are going the direction of Hollywood where they are bringing stars of the 80s and 90s back and trying to revamp them. Hogan was just the first. Along with Abe, you’ll get Duke the Dumpster Droese, the Goonie (a hockey goalie wannbe), Dr. Isaac Yankem, Bret Hart, Demolition and a few others. Talks are in the works for greats like Andre the Giant and Randy Savage. Death is just an annoyance to people like Vince McMahon.

  7. Paul says:

    Preshrunk, just like the crowds

  8. Philip says:

    I wonder if GFW paid for the t-shirts with the money Jeff made shilling that gold-bullion pyramid scheme…

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