Someone Bought This: Finally you can wrap your lips around John Cena’s meat!

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John Cena Burger And Taco

There’s a restaurant in Mexico called John Cena Burger & Taco (!).


You mean it’s in Mexico and it isn’t called “Juan Cena Burger & Taco”?

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Anyway, the article says…

The restaurant is called John Cena Burger & Taco, and it serves, well, burgers, tacos, quesadillas, and just about anything you could possibly want. Better yet, each and every meal that’s served in the restaurant is named after a wrestler, so you can order one by saying, “Give me The Undertaker” or “I’ll have a Randy Orton.”

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They have a FourSquare page.

Here’s two pictures of the menu:

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John Cena Burger and Taco 2

What, no Gobbledy Gooker turkey taco?! I cry fowel over that!

Uh, yeah, these guys who own this restaurant are so going to get sued for this, but I have to give them credit for having the balls to pull this off.

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12 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Finally you can wrap your lips around John Cena’s meat!"
  1. Sean Bateman says:

    After eating there, you will take a firey Wrestlecrap!

  2. Velvet Al says:

    The fries don’t get their own wrestler? And shouldn’t they have gone with Triple H for the triple? Or was that too obvious?

  3. Sean O says:

    I wonder what the Great, oh I’m sorry the GRAN Khali is like. Must be a massive burrito!

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      Yes! That would be so awesome if it was one of those gigantic burritos that they challenge you to eat in an hour!

  4. John C says:

    If you eat there you can reenact the legendary Andre the Giant diarrhea ring incident.

  5. Geoff says:

    Customer: Uh I’ll have one Batista, and a Juan Cena,

    Cashier: Would you like some Rey Mysterio’s with that?

    Customer: Sure and super size it.

    Cashier: What kind of drink would you like?

    Customer: I want a Summer Rae with no ice and make it a medium.

    Cashier: We only have a Lita-nade or a Pepsi Trish.

    Customer: I’ll take the Pepsi Trish.

    Cashier: That’ll come to 46.50 (the price of the nose bleed seats.)

    Customer: Here is 50 and keep the change.

  6. KatieVictoriasSecret says:

    Must. Not. Make. Joke. About. Orton’s. Sausage.

  7. Terrence says:

    They’ve probably already made more money than the now defunct WWE Times Square Restaurant. Instead of suing them, Vince should take notes.

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      I’m sure their overhead is a whole lot lower so they’re probably turning a better profit margin than WWE New York/The World, yes! 🙂

  8. Preparation Triple H says:

    If this is in Mexico, shouldn’t the prices be in pesos instead of dollars?

  9. J says:

    Considering Mexico has a lot of boot leg crap I wonder if this place is legit

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