Crapper Terrence Gordon sent in this Eric Young Plastic Beard and writes:
I’m surprised WWE didn’t do this first.
They did… and to no one’s surprise, WWE’s fake beard is of much better quality:
It’s also a useful costume accessory if you happen to be in a ZZ Top tribute band!
To start raising more money Vince will insist everyone on the roster grow a beard so they can move more merchandise.
It might also be to pay tribute to ZZ Top, the most important (to Vince) musicians ever from Texas!
I don’t get the whole “beards = funny” thing that’s out there these days. It used to be “moustaches = funny” and while that was more of a hipster thing and not as mainstream that didn’t make any sense either.
ZZ Top says that every girl is crazy about a sharp dressed man but you know what they’re not crazy about? Long, gross beards.
Well, apparently one of the Bellas is!
One is a reigning World Heavyweight Champion. The other has his beard being used for cheap merchandise.
Drew B gets it! I live in LA, where hipster beards reign supreme. They are mostly gross and scraggly.