Someone Bought This: Event Staff figure

4 Submitted by on Mon, 23 November 2015, 02:00

Event Staff figure

I found this Event Staff figure at the Wrestling Superstore and I had to laugh.

Yes, it’s a figure of the guy at the house show who scowls at you the entire time trying to make sure you don’t jump up out of your seat or rush the barricade or show any enthusiasm whatsoever!

And now he can be a part of your wrestling figure playtime! WHEE!

I guess I have to give them points for creativity coming up with this figure, at least.

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4 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Event Staff figure"
  1. John C says:

    With a gold chain accessory he turns into Tony, the fun loving coke snorting hard drinking son of the arena’s owner. Tony’s dad gave this easy job to teach him responsibility however it only feeds his out of control ego and sense of entitlement. Tony is always on the prowl for ring rats who want to go backstage and need a special pass to get back there. He’s there to lend them a helping hand as they lend him a helping hand.

  2. JSWH says:

    Looks a little like the great Tommy Young (with redder hair).

  3. Michael Stamp says:

    By the looks of it Larry Zbyszko now works as event staff. Who woulda thunk it!

  4. Brad says:

    They need to make a Doug Dillinger figure, if they haven’t already

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