Someone Bought This: Enjoy delicious candy straight from The Undertaker’s throat!

10 Submitted by on Fri, 22 April 2016, 02:00

WWE Pez dispensors John Cena The Undertaker The Rock

Coming… uh, sometime soon…. it’s WWE Pez Dispensers of The Undertaker, John Cena, and The Rock!

Okay, those are sort of cool, but nothing will ever top the Pez Candy Shooter gun target game!

Pez gun

Yes, they really sold this to kids back in the 60’s.

It was a very different time…

You could even use it to re-enact the Steve Austin/Brian Pillman home invasion angle!

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10 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Enjoy delicious candy straight from The Undertaker’s throat!"
  1. John C says:

    It would be so much cooler if you lifted Taker’s hat and the pez came out.

  2. Geoff says:

    In today’s day and age you gotta watch out. Shoot someone with a candy pez gun, those things are so hard they could take out an eye or a lung. Then you could be convicted of lung slaughter or at least be indicted or (if you are african american) wave that around in public and get shot by a couple hundred police officers. If you are a kid and you shoot it at a friend, you could be labeled a bully and then get sent to juvenile hall and your mom or dad would be kicked off the PTA board and then some cop comes into your classroom, throws you and your desk to the ground and then hauls you off to the principle’s office. Shoot it in the sky, you are libel to hit a plane which they will mistake for a drone and call the FAA who will call the FBI and they will hunt down that candy piece find it in a vacant field, find your DNA or at least finger prints on it and go hunt you down, take you to a classroom, put you in a desk and wrestle you to the ground before fining you $1000 euros or dollars and putting you in jail for 100 days. But that depends on what state you live in. And yet if you get shot by one of these small pez candies, you could die. The EMTs will come and revive you only to have you fill out paperwork limiting their involvement of any wrongdoing with any ambulance chaser and then pull the plug on you so that you die again but nobody is sued because you filled out their paperwork.

    Yes, Shooting candy at people is illegal. Shooting bullets at people however is justifiable homicide. You get much less prison time.

  3. GeneMean says:

    When did Rock take over the Kerwin White gimmick?

  4. Another Dave says:

    I think that’s more the sternum area than the threat.

    Like that makes it any less disturbing.

  5. Mister Forth says:

    I want one of those shooters.

  6. Caveman says:

    “Yes, they really sold this to kids back in the 60’s.
    It was a very different time…”

    Indeed. Now they sell them real guns/rifles only.

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