Someone Bought This: Creepy WCW Vampiro mask

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Crapper Paul S. writes:

Wait why would you sell a mask of a guy who doesn’t even wear a mask. That doesn’t even make sense…


Yeah, Bryan posted this on The WCW Worldwide Blog just in time for Halloween and it’s horrifying.

Speaking of Halloween, that mask kind of reminds me of the mask Michael Myers wore in the Halloween movies…

Halloween Michael Myers

…if Michael Myers was a big Bob Marley fan, that is.

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9 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Creepy WCW Vampiro mask"
  1. Sean Bateman says:

    That paint job looks like something from an inflatable adult plaything.

  2. CP says:

    Looks like a cross between an unfinished Sting mask and something Jeff Hardy would’ve worn circa four years ago.

  3. TR says:

    Who are your fave horror-themed wrestlers?

  4. John C says:

    It could be a Jamaican remake of Halloween. Lead Sheriff Trinidad St. Hubbins gets to say, “Dese damn murders are jamacian me crazy mon.”

    Or it could be from Turkish Predator.

  5. Al Boondy says:

    “[That] mask kind of reminds me of the mask Michael Myers wore in the Halloween movies… ”

    So you’re saying it looks like a Jamaican Bill Shatner …

  6. Lee W says:

    The seemingly half-witted expression it appears to have doesn’t help it much but on the other hand it is quite an apt summary of WCW as a whole.

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      Half-witted and scary? That describes WCW’s booking quite well for the last couple of years, yes. 🙂

  7. 80's Guy says:

    What makes it worse is that the catalog (?) picture makes it look better than the actual mask itself. If it looked like it did in the picture, then it wouldn’t be as bad.

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