Someone Bought This: Creepy Undertaker mask

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Undertaker Mask

Loyal Crapper Chris Morgan found this horrific mask and writs:

After gazing upon this mask, I was not sure who it looked like. I knew for certain it did not look like any iteration of The Undertaker, even the fake Undertaker, but who it actually looked like escaped me. All I knew is that they looked like they were melting. However, here are a few options for people who, if they were melting, would look not dissimilar to this mask.

1. Edgar Allen Poe, or at least Edgar Allen Poe as played by John Cusack in The Raven
2. Jafar from Aladdin but without his hat on.
3. Alan Rickman
4. An evil Shakespeare. Wasn’t there a movie about how Shakespeare was a fake? Wasn’t it directed by Roland Emmerich? I will not look this up. It isn’t a good way to spend my time, and my time is worthless.
5. Mideon

The mask look almost as leathery, deflated, and wrinkled as the real thing!

(On the off-chance that Mark Calaway is secretly a Crapper himself, let me say “Just kidding buddy! Please don’t kill me!”).

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5 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Creepy Undertaker mask"
  1. Addison says:

    Looks like a Klingon, to me.

  2. James S says:

    Now I know what the Undertaker would look like if he was in that genesis music video land of confusion.

  3. John says:

    Somehow somewhere I feel a Kevin Nash joke brewing must resist urge…

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