Someone Bought This: Creepy Hulk Hogan Rocky III Thunderlips baby doll

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Hulk Hogan Rocky III Rocky 3 Thunderlips doll

Crapper Sean Bateman writes:

This predates the Roddy Piper and Sgt. Slaughter GI Joe action figures by a few years.

GAH! It looks like a baby doll with Hulk Hogan’s head on it!

That is so disturbing! It’s like something out of one of those Demonic Toys movies put out by Full Moon!

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8 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Creepy Hulk Hogan Rocky III Thunderlips baby doll"
  1. Sean Bateman says:

    At least That is not scary like a Gary Busey posessed Gingerdead Man. (Note: Full Moon Picture reference)

  2. John C says:

    This thing would give Chucky nightmares. It reminds me of The Mephisto Waltz when the dog is walking around with a human head mask, very surreal. Instead of the Hulk demon doll needing to be changed it probably needs to be given roid injections.

  3. Jimbolian says:

    Clearly this is when King Friday and Terry Boella copulate, this would be the end result following a baptism by goat blood.

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      King Friday XIII! LOL! He kind of does look like him!

      • CP says:

        Good lord, could you imagine Mister Rogers doing a Hulk Hogan impression, if that ever made its way into the Neighborhood of Make-Believe?

        • Jimbolian says:

          What I’m imagining is Lady Elaine challenges King Friday for the crown and X the Owl gets involved by throwing “Make Believe” powder in the King’s eyes and Elaine takes the crown. But then Thunderlips shows up for no good reason to console the former King and X mocks Thunderlips to a match with Elaine RIGHT DAMN NOW.

          20 seconds later, Thunderlips takes the crown and rules over Neighborhood of Make-Believe.

  4. Anonymous says:

    That’s actually hilarious.

  5. theMOESIAH says:

    I must have it.

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