Someone Bought This: Captain Lou Albano (?) statue

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Captain Lou Albano Statue

This is supposed to be a statue of Captain Lou Albano.

Yes, really.

It looks more like Charles Manson wearing one of Weird Al’s Hawaiian shirts to me!

Was this thing sculpted by the blind woman in the Lionel Richie “Hello” video?

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4 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Captain Lou Albano (?) statue"
  1. The Doctor of Style says:

    Would’ve worked if Capt. Lou had done a Waylon Mercy gimmick…

  2. John C says:

    How about Fu Manchu on Casual Dress Day at work?

  3. Jimbolian says:

    More looks like Emperor Ming (Flash Gordon) gained some weight, grew out his hair, and found himself a Hawaiian shirt just so he can disguise himself as the Capt’n and get revenge on Flash in our dimension.

  4. George from Dudleyville NY says:

    I own this masterpiece. I still have the other three to the set. Super hero muscled Jimmy “Super-high” Snuka(autographed before SS’96), Freddy Blasse with a sombrero I think and what you expect WWF Andre The Giant figure to look like in 95-96.

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