Someone Bought This: Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake towel

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WWF Brutus The Barber Beefcake towel

From the Merchandise Catalog in the Winter 1988 issue of WWF Wrestling Spotlight #3 (featuring Brutus “The Barber Beefcake) comes this Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake” towel.

Oh yeah!

You would look so cool carrying this thing around on the beach this summer, Crappers!

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12 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake towel"
  1. Down With OPC says:

    Hulk Hogan has at least three of these in all of his bathrooms at all times. Some of them come complete with DNA stains!

    • John C says:

      I see it more likely happening from the Leslie domicile. There’s something about laying on a towel with a big pair of clippers near my sacred nether regions that seems troubling to me.

  2. Guilty Party says:

    I think the real gem on this catalog page is Jesse Ventura’s “Blue Steel” face.

  3. Brad says:

    Jesse Ventura and Sean Mooney look absolutely ridiculous in those hats….lol

  4. Hashington says:

    Jesse doesnt appear to like wearing that cap, he would rather be wearing a mop.

  5. Anonymous says:

    That towel is hilarious.

  6. Briefs says:

    The old WWF merchandise section is so awesome.

    I want a WWF All purpose sports bag made of Dupont Cordura Nylon. When they say “all purpose” that means alot. You could carry at least a few extra pairs of underwear in case in rains and your butt gets soaked on the subway train or wherever.

  7. Formerly From Tokyo says:

    Jesse Ventura is looking like “Ugh, don’t buy this stupid hat!”

    • Formerly From Tokyo says:

      Or rather, he’s demonstrating the facial expression the consumer can expect from others whilst they are wearing it.

    • Mister Forth says:

      “This hat will make you feel less like a sexual tyrannosaurus.”

  8. Doc 902714 says:

    I used to own the hat that Sean Mooney is wearing. I wore it backwards in Junior High. Didn’t look to well because of the hideous yellow mesh

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