For many of you Crappers you’re either back in school or about to go back soon, so be sure you’re the most awesome Crapper in school with ths awesome Texas Tornado Kerry Von Erich folder!
The best thing about it is that it doesn’t matter if you’re in Jr. High, High School, or College- the folder makes anyone look rad!
So, anyway…
“That feller calls himself “he Texas Tornado”, eh? That muscley hunk of beef brisket could blow me down any night! UG-GUG-GUG-GUG!”
Get outta here, Gay Popeye!!!
Now let’s open the folder up and see what’s inside…
The inside of the folder has The Texas Tornado logo which is… um…. Texas in the shape of a tornado, and some facts about Kerry including this inspirational statement:
FUTURE AMBITION:
“To win my matches as they come”.
You see, Kerry’s ambitions are really down-to-earth and simple.
He doesn’t reach for the sky, he just kind of reaches within arm’s length.
He doesn’t want to win The World Heavyweight Championship. He doesn’t want to main event Wrestlemania.
He just wants to not job all the time! And I think that’s a pretty reasonable goal!
What they really should have put on the folder pockets are some handy measurement and weight conversion charts like the geniuses at Mead did with their Trapper Keeper folders!
Did any of you Crappers have any WWF/WWE/WCW/NWA school supplies when you went to school? Leave a comment and brag away!
I do recall back when I was in first grade Classy Freddie Blassie made an appearance at a charity softball game in my town as one of the PA announcers and they were selling WWF merchandise (pretty sure the company was sponsoring the event). So anyway, they were selling a crap load of World Bodybuilding Federation merch at the game and when it was over, barely any of it moved. There were lunchboxes and pencils, but I stuck with the WWF coloring mats.
Wow! A WBF lunchbox and coloring book? Shoot me an email if you can find any pictures of those online please. 🙂
It should have come with a ruler since both only have one foot.
HA!!!
The only way this would’ve been better is if it said “Don’t Do Drugs” somewhere on it.
Ha! True! 🙂
When I was a kid I had a Hulk Hogan’s Rock n’ Wrestling lunchbox. The thermos used to leak all the time and ruin my sandwich. It sucked.
I had a Legion of Doom binder.
I 100% had this. I remember being in the 1st grade and being so excited to find WWF folders and notebooks for school. I know I had at least 1 or 2 others, I think a Legion Of Doom one as well. But Texas Tornado was my favorite wrestler when I first started watching (I have no idea why) and I vividly remember having this.