Someone Bought This: Bart Simpson Luchador doll 5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 23 May 2013, 00:00 I just thought this was a fun piece of Simpsons merchandise- a doll of Bart Simpson dressed up as a Luchador wrestler! Even here, he’s still bigger than Rey Mysterio. You can buy it on Amazon right here. More Crap Like The Crap You Just Read Someone Bought This: Sting blow-up dollHere's another gem from the WCW Worldwide blog! It's a Sting blow-up doll (?!). Now,… Someone Bought This: Royal Rumble ChairEver wanted to put your left cheek on Miz's face, or have Great Khali staring… Someone Bought This: Future Knockout BibWith the good Lord above as my witness and I am NOT making this up,…
Preen to the crowd, El Guapo. You feed on their hatred.
Shame on you, Paul: it’s not the size of the luchador that counts, it’s whether or not his knees go “OH PLEASE GOD NO” when he moves around.
Did they really NEED to stich on nipples though?
Glue isn’t permanent enough.
So that’s where “El Barto” came from. 😛